United thread 2017/18

[manimanc]

Marco Verratti this morning is the latest. £75 million. He will improve them dramatically. Very good midfielder.

How will he get a start in front of bale, fabinho, sneijder, Ronaldo, perisic, willian, Fred, hazard, kroos, fellaini, mnomanom, mata, matic, fabregas......
Please feel free to add any I've missed.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Didn't the cnut Cantona used to have his collar turned up ?

Arrogant twat.

He had his collar turned up so that the rags fans couldn't see the LUFC Forever tattoo on his neck.
I thought everyone knew that......

 

[Georgian Maestro]

Thank fuck it's not just me then.

My neck got sunburnt on holiday so for the last 2 days I wore the collar up on my polo shirts. Is that allowed?

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

My neck got sunburnt on holiday so for the last 2 days I wore the collar up on my polo shirts. Is that allowed?

No you filthy rag twat

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

My neck got sunburnt on holiday so for the last 2 days I wore the collar up on my polo shirts. Is that allowed?

Only if you're The Fonz.

 

[bluealf]

Only if you're The Fonz.

I maybe wrong but the Fonz turned his jacket collar up not his t-shirt, does this now alter the Fonz premise of allowance ?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I maybe wrong but the Fonz turned his jacket collar up not his t-shirt, does this now alter the Fonz premise of allowance ?

I'll need to check with Fonzie and get back to you....

 

[malg]

My neck got sunburnt on holiday so for the last 2 days I wore the collar up on my polo shirts. Is that allowed?

I refer you to @Paulpowersleftfoot reply.

 

[Vienna_70]

Yep, a definite improvement there.

 

[jimharri]

Yep, a definite improvement there.

He's the gift that keeps on giving, isn't he? £89m (KDB was £55m); fucking hilarious.