United thread 2017/18

[dario2739]

She’s that dense she can’t even get the lyrics to the Journey song correct. It’s LONELY world you daft woman.

Man Utd AND Chelsea??? How the fuck does that work then?

 

[Champions again in 2012]

I worked with somebody not too long ago who claimed to support Arsenal and United

 

[Blue Mist]

She’s that dense she can’t even get the lyrics to the Journey song correct. It’s LONELY world you daft woman.

I don't do Twitter but is this how far the world has plumeted ? Crazy Sandra Calls herself .........
Professional football analyst. Support Man Utd, Chelsea + England. Student.
Do you just open an acount on Twitter, spout shite and hope enough thick people follow you that advertisers will pay you money ?

She is analysing football trends this week and her first insight it entitled Fast, flowing, open football. After a few lines of shite she comes up with the beauty....
'Players like Messi, Rooney and Ozil are the best at this tactic.'
No seriously, she has written that and posted it online.

and yes she has even got the words to her theme tune wrong ! very professional.

 

[manimanc]

I worked with somebody not too long ago who claimed to support Arsenal and United

There's a few on here that support city and utd..

 

[Vienna_70]

One win against an absolutely gash team and the BBC Football website and its transfer gossip turns into a fucking rag fanzine too. Bale, Griezmann, Maureen staying til 2020, fucking Carlton Pogba lionised as some kind of Vieira/Xavi. Absolutely fucking shite from our national, impartial broadcaster.

No mention of our unbeaten record or the amazing standard we're playing at. We have to destroy these wankers in the derby, absolutely have to.

I've said this before, but the BBC's gossip column is only reporting what is in the papers.

Other than that, it's nothing to do with the BBC.

 

[jimharri]

Man Utd AND Chelsea??? How the fuck does that work then?

It has to be a parody account. "She reckons utd is her dad's team and Chelsea is her team. So she supports both of them. Hmm. Riiight.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

It has to be a parody account. "She reckons utd is her dad's team and Chelsea is her team. So she supports both of them. Hmm. Riiight.

I can't believe it is even being discussed. I think it is obvious that it is someone taking the piss, posting deliberately absurd stuff.

 

[Machiavelli]

I can't believe it is even being discussed. I think it is obvious that it is someone taking the piss, posting deliberately absurd stuff.

This. It’s patently obvious.

 

[Vienna_70]

look at this lol.


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De Gea and Pogba yes. The rest no.
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Martial is as good as Sane.

Matic would start ahead of Fernandinho.

I'd easily have Jones and Bailly ahead of Otamendi and Stones. Jones has a poor injury record, but when he plays he's a better player.

Valencia is level with Walker. There is probably no difference between the two.

Rashford could easily replace Sterling in the City squad and I think has a higher ceiling.

Anyway I won't get into squad comparison in depth as they are silly but just because City are in great form, doesn't mean people should be so negative about United.

Aww!

You have to feel for them, don't you?

 

[maccieblue]

Aww!

You have to feel for them, don't you?

NO

 

[Henkeman]

This. It’s patently obvious.

Given the number of people who STILL fall for Beijing Red, it never surprises me any more when people think these things are genuine.

 

[remember arthur mann]

There's a few on here that support city and utd..

 

[Silvas' left eyebrow]

Chelsea have history?

Is this the very same Chelsea that we were playing in Div2 in the late 80's?

Yeah that Chelsea that hadn't won league since 1955 pre Abromavich.

 

[Dave S]

I've said this before, but the BBC's gossip column is only reporting what is in the papers.

Other than that, it's nothing to do with the BBC.

Yes but the BBC scan through the papers and hand pick the bits it wants to reproduce in its gossip column.

 

[manimanc]

Rags pretending to be city fans to be Pacific.

 

[old blue]

Rags pretending to be city fans to be Pacific.

Sea what you mean.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Man Utd AND Chelsea??? How the fuck does that work then?

'Ragchav?'

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Winterburn has just done his premier league club "grades" for the weekend on Sky for the 659m, the Rags get a grade "A" for their historical home win against newly promoted Newcastle who are fresh from a home defeat to the mighty Bounemouth , we get a "B" for beating Leicester away from home on a six game unbeaten run , add to the fact the Rags should have been 3-0 down after 20 minutes and Leicester never achieved a shot on target , Winterburn is a f*cking clown.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Just heard about some wag on radio, on hearing about Phil Jones' 6 injections to play in the England game,
'How many of them were Botox?'

 

[Thekinkygoat]

Winterburn has just done his premier league club "grades" for the weekend on Sky for the 659m, the Rags get a grade "A" for their historical home win against newly promoted Newcastle who are fresh from a home defeat to the mighty Bounemouth , we get a "B" for beating Leicester away from home on a six game unbeaten run , add to the fact the Rags should have been 3-0 down after 20 minutes and Leicester never achieved a shot on target , Winterburn is a f*cking clown.

Lower expectations at the swamp my friend.