United thread 2017/18

[Greg.W2]

@MUFCemptyseats

Forget all those empties!!... Red ones don't count

 

[Grassland Blue]

They managed to count the empty seats at Spuds....

 

[better dead than red]

Nope. I've been chased down a street by a ladyboy in Bangkok who had a right anaconda. They're hung like donkeys there.

Hard to run with your trousers down innit? How'd you escape, mate? :)

 

[super_city_si]

earlier on sky phil steptoe neville compared rashford to henry after his performance against fuckin burton and no fucker thought to challenge him

Burton reserves.

 

[better dead than red]

1) Do you have any evidence to back up the part in bold as it sound like total bollocks.

2) it has factual basis. Source is the British Medical Journal:

But there's a YouTube video. It must be true. Everyone knows if there is a video on YouTube then it is true. See 9-11 attacks, Bilderbergs running the world, and Colonel Sanders putting secret ingredients in his friend chicken to make you crave it fortnightly.

 

[super_city_si]

if we beat burton the first thing they would do would be compare the price of the teams but no mention tonight that for the price of martial you could buy burton albion and every fuckin house in burton

Too true. Plus it would be the running theme of the commentary.

 

[citytilllidie]

Hard to run with your trousers down innit? How'd you escape, mate? :)

Ha Ha. Got the image in me 'ead. Hilarious that

 

[Dubai Blue]

If anyone wants to know why it's considered racist (and also untrue), Richard Herring's discussion on it from a couple of years back is a very good place to start.

Confused. I listened to all of that and didn't learn a thing other than that you can't get your cock out at the Sistine Chapel and take a photo of it (killjoys).

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Just seen that Rashford has now been compared to mbappe and ousame dembele by the wisdom of phil neville after proving his worth against Burton Albion

 

[argyle]

Unbelievable that some parts of the media are bigging up their win over the might Burton reserve side.

Did any of the media show the price comparison between the two sides?