United thread 2017/18

[waspish]

Well he is ideal for the negative hoof football by Borinho.

 

[bluemonkey71]

Their team will make the crazy gang look like the 1970 Brazil Team.

 

[dickie davies]

Checked on redcafe, one fan said he never wanted Griezmann anyway, he wanted Lukaku, the real deal apparently hahaha, crazy to think we bought Jesus for less than half that much

Just think , Gabriel Jesus and Leroy Sane, for less than Lukaku

 

[babyape]

Sky reporting Man Utd have got their 'NUMBER 1 TARGET!!'

Christ, really???

 

[domalino]

I thought he'd cost more than £75m to be honest.

Will pretty much guarantee them 20+ league goals.

 

[dickie davies]

I thought he'd cost more than £75m to be honest.

As someone pointed out, the deal was for nearly £100m, then Rooney was removed

 

[Ballet On Ice]

Only United I could conceivably imagine buying Lukaku for a world-record fee and then finishing 7th next year... below Everton.

Exactly what i was thinking, Everton have a good manager who seems to be building a decent team.
Got to start thinking of seventh jokes

 

[hcblue95]

He is a good fit for them unfortunately. Hopefully they get on his back after seeing his first touch, but I think he'll guarantee goals for them.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Simon Stone has not a scrap of shame does he:

"United, who have been chasing Lukaku for most of the summer, will not now be pursuing their interest in Real Madrid's Alvaro Morata."

But, oh look:

"Lukaku is a client of agent Mino Raiola, who also looks after Paul Pogba, Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Henrikh Mkhitaryan - three players all signed by United last summer."

Raiola must own about 20% of the club by now.

 

[SiMCFC]

I know we will all dismiss this because we have to hate everything them twats do but he is a good fit for Mourinhos shitw football unfortunately, will probably bag them 25+ goals over the season