United thread 2017/18

[Mike N]

Probably want to tell everyone how this great "gentleman" couldn't even be arsed to attend his own mother's funeral. All you need to know about him really.

I'm sure he explained in the programme why he didn't go?

 

[journolud]

I'm sure he explained in the programme why he didn't go?

So, whats the story? Why didn't he go? Did his brother?

 

[Sid C]

So, whats the story? Why didn't he go? Did his brother?

Not sure if it’s true or not but I heard the story that the problems between them began when he was born. Apparently his mum tried to keep the after birth instead of the raggy bald twat. Sounds legit.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Sir Bobby at 80?

What the fuck?

Yet another BBC rag themed documentary.

Wait till the fecking State Funeral !

 

[manctheknife]

So, whats the story? Why didn't he go? Did his brother?

Something about his Ma not getting on with his Mrs I think....that and Bobby / Jackie were not speaking at the time....either way, you would have to be a pretty coldblooded tw@t not to bury your own mother.....

 

[SWP's back]

Am I allowed to have be happy at this news?



Fuck it I am hehe

You can be happy, just not wish it on him.

 

[manctheknife]

Something about his Ma not getting on with his Mrs I think....that and Bobby / Jackie were not speaking at the time....either way, you would have to be a pretty coldblooded tw@t not to bury your own mother.....

PS...An old pal of mine, coincidentally a major red, failed to turn up at his own mothers funeral a few years ago. Citing reasons to do with his own offspring failing to get along with his sweet old lady's dog. Every time he is mentioned, even in passing these days, it is always caveated by someone stating ' twat didn't go to his own mothers funeral you know'....that may be of course the last line in Sir Roberts upcoming documentary.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Wait till the fecking State Funeral !

I wonder who'll be flogging the tickets for that.

 

[manctheknife]

I wonder who'll be flogging the tickets for that.

The drill back in the day....i,m told ....was that BR got the players tickets, SRC got the staff allocation, all were then given to TD who sold them to JTW.

 

[journolud]

Not sure if it’s true or not but I heard the story that the problems between them began when he was born. Apparently his mum tried to keep the after birth instead of the raggy bald twat. Sounds legit.

Something about his Ma not getting on with his Mrs I think....that and Bobby / Jackie were not speaking at the time....either way, you would have to be a pretty coldblooded tw@t not to bury your own mother.....

Hmm, not sure which version sounds more plausible. I think probably the answer is a combination of them both.