United thread 2017/18

[manimanc]

Lukapoo showing his traits like we all said he would lol

He had a shot today..

 

[Impeccable One]

Just heard from a very reliable source there is an emergency meeting tomorrow between Jose, The Glaziers and a selection of the worlds greatest strategists & mathematicians.

They’re not thinking of sacking Jose, they want to see if they can finish 3rd in their CL group and target the EL for this year !

 

[IWasHere]

Hahahhahahah SCUM

Was looking for this thread. Why don’t we just rename it The rags so it will be a little easier. But I like the current one as well :)

Lukaku 7 games without scoring. Haha

At least for Everton he went missing only in the big games. The lad has been missing for a full month now.

Said he would struggle to handle the pressure of playing all these games.

PEG says he won’t complain about injuries, loses to Chelsea then proceeds to complain about them. What a joke of a manager for a joke of a club.

Jesus vs top 6: 3 games, 3 goals
Aguero vs top 6: 2 games, 2 goals

Lukaku vs top 6: 3 games, 0 goals

 

[IWasHere]

Less than 300 passes today with over 20% of those classed as long balls and only a 70 odd% completion rate.

2 shots on target all game.

Turgid shite!

Genuine question, how many passes do we average per game?

 

[The perfect fumble]

 

[Impeccable One]

Genuine question, how many passes do we average per game?

700-800

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

 

[aguerrrroooooooooooo]

Enjoy lads and ladies:

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Love the responses to that. All blaming it on Pogba being injured. Nothing to do with actually playing some decent teams.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Mr Flying Pig HD not happy at all lol
Looks like his mum gave him his Xmas present early with that jumper.....