United thread 2017/18

[Tuearts right boot]

Well at least you don’t swear at me like others. I never swear at my pets.

That's because he likes you, he likes you lots. He's on medication you know.

 

[Andrew___K]

Dunno if it was posted

 

[uwe rosler 28]

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Every single one of them looks really confused.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

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Have you ever seen a dafter looking quartet than those tossers ?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

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"So which one of us has the brain cell today?"

 

[Blueknows]

Most expensive long ball team ever

https://www.irishtimes.com/sport/so...nst-all-mourinho-s-usual-habits-1.3281074#sst

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Does anyone actually know what injury it is and how long he'll be out for because I dont think its ever be reported in the press

Yes it has.
They all say hamstring.

 

[Blue_eyes]

Dunno if it was posted

Lol, have they been asked who sponsors them now and are trying to read nevilles shirt.

 

[aguerrrroooooooooooo]

Most expensive long ball team ever

https://www.irishtimes.com/sport/so...nst-all-mourinho-s-usual-habits-1.3281074#sst

"The comparison with the progress Guardiola has made with Manchester City – in the same time, with a similar level of spending – is embarrassing for Mourinho. Guardiola’s squad contains several players who are currently playing the best football of their lives. Mourinho’s squad contains just one.

That player is Fellaini, who, like a lot of footballers, flourishes when the team is built around him. United’s problem is that they have a manager who builds his team around a player like Fellaini rather than one like Kevin de Bruyne. As long as that remains the case, it’s hard to see how they can keep up with the best."

Pretty damming

 

[manimanc]

Does anyone actually know what injury it is and how long he'll be out for because I dont think its ever be reported in the press

I think it's called running like a pigeon walks knackers your hamstrings up.
And isn't it funny how he's just plain old Paul Pogba, not 100m pound man Paul Pogba that got rammed down our throats every other week.
I heard a little rumour that Pogba and Maureen have fell out bigtime and the dressing room is divided on who to back.
Not like he has a history of that has jose!