United thread 2017/18

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Most odious twunt to represent that club, good shouts for Giggs, Paddy Crerand, Keane etc... but for me, the epitome of a rag can only be David May. This is a man who had been a City die hard fan all his life, even jokingly mentioning his fantasy football team when he signed for the Rags had Kippax in it. A bit part player that struck lucky to play in their most successful squad, photo bombing the CL celebrations as much as a Karl Power character - this is almost forgivable but then following his playing career finishing becomes a rag take the piss out of City cheerleader, actually organising anti Cit6 events; a simpleton with some clear personality disorder that if he had any self awareness would be deeply ashamed about himself

Look on the bright side; he'll now be devastated about backing the wrong horse.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

For some reason I formed a pathological hatred of Alan Smith. The kissing the badge whilst playing for Leeds and then leaving a few weeks later to join the rags when Leeds got relegated. I don't wish injury to any person but when he broke his leg I found it difficult to feel sorry for him.

 

[manimanc]

Have ragcafe congratulated us about posting record profits? Not being in debt? Self sustainable? They are usually hysterical with bitterness about us and comment about every single thing we do, where are the oil money comments? Fake club? Owners getting bored?
Can't stop laughing. I bet they can't say a word about us without choking up now.

 

[worsleyweb]

For some reason I formed a pathological hatred of Alan Smith. The kissing the badge whilst playing for Leeds and then leaving a few weeks later to join the rags when Leeds got relegated. I don't wish injury to any person but when he broke his leg I found it difficult to feel sorry for him.

Ashamed to say Mrs ww was his girlfriend at the time this happened!

 

[goldcoastblue]

Gary Neville. i hate that rat face rag twat

 

[SilverFox2]

I think it is dawning on all that being in profit means no need for top ups from oil money. Our owner allowed a significant part of City profits to be used for player purchase.
The difference is that our owner ploughs money back into football by what is called investment which is bringing rewards.

Their attempt to label our investment in players as just spend is correct if progress had not been made which is obviously not the case.

How does our investment compare to Uniteds spend, after all approx similar amounts of cash were exchanged for players by both clubs.

 

[Football_lover_LFC]

For some reason I formed a pathological hatred of Alan Smith. The kissing the badge whilst playing for Leeds and then leaving a few weeks later to join the rags when Leeds got relegated. I don't wish injury to any person but when he broke his leg I found it difficult to feel sorry for him.

Also the fact he was such a dirty player! that face of his...

 

[dennishasdoneit]

I reckon utd are waiting for pulis to be sacked before they flirt jose off.

Nah i think its rather like Pep running City before he took over,influencing transfers etc,Pullis is obviously pulling the strings in the background beford he takes over,telling woodward how utd should play,he is obviously the one that they wanted,and jose,rather like manuel is just keeping the seat warm.
Very clever play by the utd board really if u think about it,take all of chelseas finest..jose matic lumpkau,play long ball,spend millions to sit nicely in 2nd place...and then bring in 'King Clubshop' to lead the swamp dwellers to glory.

To be honest,the way they are playing,KC would be a better fit as manager....and that says a lot about yoonited these days.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

He will want out asap, because another one of his myths is dying, according to the media he was a master tactician, he got dug out on that and every other bit of crap the media had everyone believe, the last bit of bull left is he takes 1 season to make the team his and then second season he delivers the league title, this season he knows his last bit of bull shi* will be gone

This.

 

[asahartford1]

Ashamed to say Mrs ww was his girlfriend at the time this happened!

To be fair she was probably overwhelmed by his wit and intelligence .