United thread 2017/18

[Daz_Blue]

 

[Sid C]

Time to go on the caf for an hour or so. I’ve got a feeling they’re going to be a bit ratty.

I can’t go there but any quotes would be much appreciated.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

I can’t go there but any quotes would be much appreciated.

Just try it, it’s brilliant.

 

[bluemc1]

Been on it since 4 and I’m usually quite reserved but have that you Horrible Rag bastards
You’re not in our fuckin league

 

[TCIB]

I can’t go there but any quotes would be much appreciated.

Well they have 2 threads now with "we won't win fuck all with Lukaku in the team" and a verbatim one of that but for Pogba and it is not a parody either.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

"can you not follow simple Instructions Paul? Just give it to the orange at the top of the tree. He earns a lot more than you, and he can also play the Piano. If that doesn't work, tell the ref that we deserve a goal because of our history. In the highly unlikely event that doesn't work, try some flicks in areas where it won't hurt spurs. At least the sheep will still think we're genuine title challengers if we have piano playing oranges and expensive trick ponies."

 

[Machiavelli]

 

[deano ou812]

"can you not follow simple Instructions Paul? Just give it to the orange at the top of the tree. He earns a lot more than you, and he can also play the Piano. If that doesn't work, tell the ref that we deserve a goal because of our history. In the highly unlikely event that doesn't work, try some flicks in areas where it won't hurt spurs. At least the sheep will still think we're genuine title challengers if we have piano playing oranges and expensive trick ponies."

You forgot to add “ if all else fails just hoof it ..

 

[GaudinoMotors]

"can you not follow simple Instructions Paul? Just give it to the orange at the top of the tree. He earns a lot more than you, and he can also play the Piano. If that doesn't work, tell the ref that we deserve a goal because of our history. In the highly unlikely event that doesn't work, try some flicks in areas where it won't hurt spurs. At least the sheep will still think we're genuine title challengers if we have piano playing oranges and expensive trick ponies."

Excellent - too good for gone midnight.

 

[Machiavelli]

Also has that big nosed ugly **** Simon Stone from the BBC tweeted how many points us and the rags have accumulated since the derby?

 

[Sid C]

Just try it, it’s brilliant.

Can’t do it, just don’t want to give them a hit. Well you know what I mean, my mum always said never hit a fat kid with glasses

 

[TonyM]

Compare that to Peps hugs and kisses for Sterling :-)

 

[purplenose]

Just try it, it’s brilliant.

I have tried to visit a couple of times but find myself craving ownership of nuclear weapons or at least a bloody good flame thrower, think of the fun you could have.

 

[Cityfan]

You sign Phil Jones
We sign kun Aguero kun Aguero kun Aguero

To be fair they scored the same number of goals today.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Can’t do it, just don’t want to give them a hit. Well you know what I mean, my mum always said never hit a fat kid with glasses

FFS we’ve been the better team too. Another Pogba disappearing act in a big game. Martial on the right - just why? Young, Smalling and Jones an absolute shambles at the back.


Look at that beauty.

 

[BerkshireBlue]

that's what's wrong with team right there. Pogba, Sanchez and Lingard all stopped still because they couldn't be bothered defending. Sanchez was well out of position. Matic couldn't cover the whole of the Midfield with the 3 mentioned previously just stood there clueless. They are turning into Arsenal. The best thing is this is their future as well as they are stuck with Pogba, Sanchez, Lukaku for years and they can't get rid of Lingard or Rashford as it would look bad on them. Can't wait till us and liverpool play them because exactly the same thing will happen.

 

[goalmole]

That's some bollocking is that.

 

[Sid C]

FFS we’ve been the better team too. Another Pogba disappearing act in a big game. Martial on the right - just why? Young, Smalling and Jones an absolute shambles at the back.


Look at that beauty.

I know mate, bit pissed. Just saying don’t mock the afflicted

 

[deano ou812]

Hahahahaha 15 points...

 

[mancityvstoke]

It may be winter outside but.......