United thread 2017/18

[Machiavelli]

Given the number of people who STILL fall for Beijing Red, it never surprises me any more when people think these things are genuine.

Beijing Red is real.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Just heard about some wag on radio, on hearing about Phil Jones' 6 injections to play in the England game,
'How many of them were Botox?'

The six injections wasnt the problem, he overdosed on the ugly pills again.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Lower expectations at the swamp my friend.

See what you did there :)

 

[MP71]

'Ragchav?'

Chag

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Chag

#Chag.
Very good ;-)

 

[manchester blue]

I've not seen any but the guardian are running an article that mentions they have included a youth player in every squad since 1937.

Just for balance of course!

Not true. They try to pass John O'Shea off as a youth player but they bought him at 17 and he never played for their youth team.

 

[bluethrunthru]

The six injections wasnt the problem, he overdosed on the ugly pills again.

the six injections were so painful they contorted his face in a manner that an onlooker could not believe

 

[Impeccable One]

Sea what you mean.

Not many of them, just a drop in the ocean.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Aww!

You have to feel for them, don't you?

No!
Get this individual sectioned.

 

[aguerrrroooooooooooo]

Check this out from her blog ...

“However not all change is or the good. Sometimes it can be negative. For example, Man City, which is a team that just buys success, they don’t have any fans (for the stats geeks out there, there average attendance is lower than MUFC, Arsenal, England, etc). They also play grey-blood football”. That’s a modern trend. Teams like Man City, who play “grey-blood football”, never used to exist. Unfortunately these sorts of clubs are damaging the financial stability of EPL. Clubs with actual fans and a history are more stable. If the owners of Man City pulled out the club would fold. If MUFC or Chelsea lost there owners, the clubs histories would protect them. If teams like MCFC are allowed to proliferate, we could see the end of football in this country. The amount of money that MUFC, Chelsea and the rest of EPL contribute to the economy of the UK is incredible. over £50 Billion by some estimates.

It also damages the England team.

I believe FIFA, FA and EPL must work together to strategically weaken MCFC and all, other “grey-blood football” teams. This must be done covertly, with secret informants inserted at the club. Money from MCFC will be taken from club sources and redistributed to the rest of EPL. Players will also secretly be transferred to other clubs, such as MUFC or Chelsea. The press cannot be informed and fans of all clubs will be kept in the dark as this is a classified mission. The FA must use its links to groups such as MI5 and MI6 to plant people at Man City and keep British football on top of the world. If anyone gets in the way they can be neutralised by MI5 and MI6, as well as special “FIFA courts” which will be set up by the FA. These will be given full judicial sentencing powers by parliament. The value of football and EPL to our economy is immeasurable, higher than £50 Billion by some estimates. With Man City compromised as a threat we will see a new era of British dominance in football.”

What on earth did I just read lol