United thread 2017/18

[blue b4 the moon]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43339067

Football journalism from the bin. I happen to think Pogba is a good player but this weird little cocksucking piece is just embarrassing.

I'd not sleep at night if I wrote crap like that.

What does stand out us the stats used pre/post dirty Sanchez is that they're both rubbish returns.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43339067

Football journalism from the bin. I happen to think Pogba is a good player but this weird little cocksucking piece is just embarrassing.

I like the idea that before a hugely important away leg in the CL a manager would drop a 90m quid player and tell him that he's only dropping him to send a message to the rest of the squad. What a load of utter bollocks. If it had been a home match v West Brom in the league, maybe.

 

[Pam]

Fucking Rag minnows.

 

[mac]

So Maureen still doesn't know his best team. Fuck me how long does the twat need.or should I say how much.

 

[aguero93:20]

So Maureen still doesn't know his best team. Fuck me how long does the twat need.or should I say how much.

20 years and an unlimited budget I reckon.

 

[BlueBas]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43339067

Football journalism from the bin. I happen to think Pogba is a good player but this weird little cocksucking piece is just embarrassing.

I'm crying laughing. Danny Murphy basically called Pogba Ushited's Jimmy Bullard!

 

[manimanc]

So Maureen still doesn't know his best team. Fuck me how long does the twat need.or should I say how much.

That's funny because when they was top of the league after they won their first game v West ham he turned round and said his squad is complete and he has a team.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Tony Marshall’s next goal will cost the scum £9 million.

Not this weekend then.

 

[Pam]

Bet you all any money the Rags pull off a smash and grab tomorrow. Like twats.

 

[KentBlue]

Bet you all any money the Rags pull off a smash and grab tomorrow. Like twats.

Yep. A highly controversial penalty in the 94th minute, and Custis and his spineless cohorts will be hailing it a footballing masterclass from the genius that is Peggy.

 

[Dugsy]

100% Smash and grab tomorrow....he's going to play 8 at the back...Sanchez....looks a complete waste. Mourinho can't develop players, thats clear to see with Pogba.

 

[Kundaliniyogi]

Liverpool win

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Bet you all any money the Rags pull off a smash and grab tomorrow. Like twats.

Yep, like Chelsea and spurs at the swamp they will get totally outplayed and nick it by a goal. It's the only way mourinho knows against half decent teams.

 

[aguero93:20]

That's funny because when they was top of the league after they won their first game v West ham he turned round and said his squad is complete and he has a team.

Said the same after 2 matches last season as well.

 

[Sir peace frog]

hope united get twatted

 

[MaineDAWG2008]

Hoping for a Salah brace. If there's one player who has performed brilliantly in PL outside City team then it has to be him. Fantastic player. Skill, brave and a good person overall.

 

[The perfect fumble]

How the mighty have fallen.....

 

[Zubrman]

Hoping for a Salah brace. If there's one player who has performed brilliantly in PL outside City team then it has to be him. Fantastic player. Skill, brave and a good person overall.

And he puts it all down to his Mummy.

 

[Manc in London]

And he puts it all down to his Mummy.

Heard she was a bit of a sphinx.

 

[pudge]

How the mighty have fallen.....

Social media masterstroke from Sir Woodward.

Just think of the "impressions" that will make on twatter. The equivalent of 3 Champions League trophies I reckon.