United thread 2017/18

[worsleyweb]

Every time I see mourinho on the bench these days he looks totally bewildered, like he doesn't know who or where he is. I'm genuinely thinking he might have early onset Alzheimer's.

Or a coke problem

 

[Pam]

Or a coke problem

Or a complete and utter arsehole problem.

 

[davek1808]

Or a complete and utter arsehole problem.

We have a winner

 

[BLUEMATT23]

What' that fit Chelsea physio doing these days that PEG pissed off?
Can we not sign her?

 

[Bobby Heaton Moor]

He's started already...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football...dig-pep-guardiola-david-silva-fitness-claims/

“When players are injured, they are injured. I tell you the truth. The truth is Eric Bailly has no chance for the weekend, Phil Jones a chance, [Marouane] Fellaini a chance, Zlatan [Ibrahimovic] a big chance and [Nemanja] Matic is injured but will play for sure. [Michael] Carrick, no chance.

“No stories of Lacazette or David Silva. All the truth. Our opponents have all these issues. They have a big issue but, in the end, everybody is ready to play. They have phenomenal organisations. We are a bit more humble.”

 

[The Colonel]

He's started already...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football...dig-pep-guardiola-david-silva-fitness-claims/

“When players are injured, they are injured. I tell you the truth. The truth is Eric Bailly has no chance for the weekend, Phil Jones a chance, [Marouane] Fellaini a chance, Zlatan [Ibrahimovic] a big chance and [Nemanja] Matic is injured but will play for sure. [Michael] Carrick, no chance.

“No stories of Lacazette or David Silva. All the truth. Our opponents have all these issues. They have a big issue but, in the end, everybody is ready to play. They have phenomenal organisations. We are a bit more humble.”

Ah the famous humility of the rags. Watch, learn and become better people.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Ah the famous humility of the rags. Watch, learn and become better people.

Baillyenbauer is out?

I shall sleep easy tonight.

 

[The Colonel]

Baillyenbauer is out?

I shall sleep easy tonight.

Or is he? He spins our minds!

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

He's started already...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football...dig-pep-guardiola-david-silva-fitness-claims/

“When players are injured, they are injured. I tell you the truth. The truth is Eric Bailly has no chance for the weekend, Phil Jones a chance, [Marouane] Fellaini a chance, Zlatan [Ibrahimovic] a big chance and [Nemanja] Matic is injured but will play for sure. [Michael] Carrick, no chance.

“No stories of Lacazette or David Silva. All the truth. Our opponents have all these issues. They have a big issue but, in the end, everybody is ready to play. They have phenomenal organisations. We are a bit more humble.”

When there is a quote from Moureen which contains the phrase "I tell you the truth", you just know it is 100% bullshit. He is a horrible c**t.

 

[Proy]

Hahaha

What a wanker this guy is!

That is all.