United thread 2017/18

[Bozo]

75 million for Lukaku hahahahahaha! Will not doubt be labelled as a bit of astute business by the press.

 

[1.618034]

Feeling nostalgic

I love that clip. Just thinking about what we were all doing, at just that moment, is delicious.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I get quite an erection when I see that bimbo in red..

Liar! You've not had an erection since John Major was Prime Minister.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I love that clip. Just thinking about what we were all doing, at just that moment, is delicious.

It doesn't get any better than that.

 

[Deepest Blue]

75 million for Lukaku hahahahahaha! Will not doubt be labelled as a bit of astute business by the press.

A veritable Masterstroke.
I'm quite happy that they seem to be getting him rather than Morata as I think that he would have combined better with Mickey, Martial and Rashford whereas Lukaku is more of a solo goalscorer.
The bad news is that I still expect them to get Griezmann sometime in the next 12 months.

 

[oakiecokie]

Liar! You've not had an erection since John Major was Prime Minister.

I`ve had a couple of semi`s.Do they count ?

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

I`ve had a couple of semi`s.Do they count ?

not unless you're a Spurs fan.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I`ve had a couple of semi`s.Do they count ?

Yes they do.

 

[tweety]

Not that fussed if he signs for them, good player but not in the same class as Sergio or Jesus, let them have their day in the sun.

 

[Bilboblue]

Never let's you down this place.

I thought I'd have a nosey to see the usual "He's shit, garbage, bad buy, only worth 30 million post"

I wasn't disappointed.

Anyone who thinks he won't improve the ****s is a fuckin idiot.

So you think he will do more for them than the bignosed twat they had previously?

Hardly think so, that c**t held them in the top 6 all season, they are shite and no Lukaku will make that any different on his own.

 

[cadds92]

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Once a blue.....

 

[City_Sean]

That's fucking hilarious. £100m for a Belgian Wilfried Bony.

 

[cadds92]

Levy must be rubbing his hands thinking what he could possibly get for Kane.

£90m + Rooney is ridiculous.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Levy must be rubbing his hands thinking what he could possibly get for Kane.

£90m + Rooney is ridiculous.

Their desperation is palpable.

 

[Bilboblue]

Feeling nostalgic

Guy with the radio:

'They've scored'.... HAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Bilboblue]

Been told (from a toffee) it's £80m PLUS half of wooney's wages for the first two years (til his rags contract would have expired), so, another £17m, granny shagger going the other way with no fee.

 

[m7mcfc]

£75 million for Lukaku feck me football has gone mad. Mind boggling.

 

[lancs blue]

£75 million for Lukaku feck me Woodward has gone mad. Mind boggling.

Edited.

 

[mat]

Mino Raiola celebrates another deal ripping off the rags.