United thread 2017/18

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Sshhh whisper this quietly MES, the Rags are playing away.

Well that's what I thought but was reading the BBC website reviews of tomorrows games and twice they said it was at the swamp and the fixtures said Rags v Swans.....
Just went to look to copy / paste it here just to show you all I haven't been listening to too much Morrissey - and it has all been taken down, cleaned up and spat out correctly!

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Just seen that clip, is that what really happened after his messi like run came to a halt ?

yes it is pal,last week he was outpaced by by teenager luca Modric (31) when the scum lost to Real Madrid.

Alan Brazil is fitter, Lol

 

[Tanzeylee]

I'm not quite sure his legs have gone, nor do I think that's why Chelsea got rid because Conte certainly didn't want to lose him.

I'm sure Opta had Matic as covering the most ground of all the players (United & West Ham). Considering West Ham were doing a lot of chasing about, that's not a bad statistic for someone who's legs have apparently gone.

He just peaked early

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Almost 14 hours since a post on this thread, we're going to the dogs.


Scum.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Almost 14 hours since a post on this thread, we're going to the dogs.


Scum.

I think the Jonny Evans thread has assumed the position.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I think the Jonny Evans thread has assumed the position.

Who is this Jonny Evans you post about?

I only know of a Jonny Fucking Evans.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Sky just commented on the price of the Rags starting line up at £383m versus Swansea , they forgot to include the "add ons" the agent fees and bonus payments etc., so its nearer £450m and they have well over £180m sat on the bench , they have 2 home grown players in 17 man squad (i won't include Carlton at £120m) , so its a near £650m squad (£2 billion if you include salaries)trying to beat a ten bob Welsh team and if PEG wins today he will be lauded as the master tactician. What happened to the "United Way" where every player comes through the academy and they all play for nowt , surely its not pure unadulterated BULLSHIT.

 

[KentBlue]

What happened to the "United Way" where every player comes through the academy and they all play for nowt , surely its not pure unadulterated BULLSHIT.

Yep. Always has been. I remember at school in the 60's and a teacher referred to them as 'Moneybags', because they were just going out and buying whoever they wanted. It was like that then and it's the same now. The difference is that they've got competition now with us and the Chavs having a bit of a say in who goes where for how much.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

£650m Manchester Giants just scored from a set piece , i am not gonna wait to see PEG throw Bogbrush on the field , the Rags are absolute dross they can't create f*ck all from open play ,ive got something more interesting to do, my shed needs a 2nd coat of primer.

 

[Chipmeister]

Kevin Kilbane is the co commentator over here and just said utd are improved, moving the ball much quicker getting the ball forward earlier to their strikers. Say it how it is they lump it forward for their strikers to chase.

 

[BarneyDanielsJockstrap]

£650m Manchester Giants just scored from a set piece , i am not gonna wait to see PEG throw Bogbrush on the field , the Rags are absolute dross they can't create f*ck all from open play ,ive got something more interesting to do, my shed needs a 2nd coat of primer.

Should we be scared now ?

 

[citymad]

No doubt about it the rags look strong all over the pitch. I can't see that defense letting many goals in and on this form they are early title favourites. That being said West ham and Swansea weren't exactly strong opponents. Its going to be interesting to see how our finesse comes up against their power.

 

[sky_blue]

United are not playing particularly good and are still winning comfortably - that's classic Mourinho. It's gonna be a fight between Manchester clubs for the top spot if we keep up. Our performance against Everton is going to be extremely important. It can set the tone for the next few matches.

 

[1961_vintage]

Arrogant wankers claiming "normal service resumed". Timely reminder as to why I despise each and every one of them.

 

[ancoats]

its not the team or squad or results but the media and skysports going over the top saying its the best team jose has had and united look like champions hahahahah

 

[RandomJ]

Arrogant wankers claiming "normal service resumed". Timely reminder as to why I despise each and every one of them.

Let them talk. Will be all the funnier when we beat them to the title.

 

[Bewar3them00n]

Anybody remember how we started last season?
A poor Swansea side, stripped of decent players, and a West Ham side still bedding in new players, hardly a stern test, the late goals say more about early season fitness levels than United's supposed title credentials.
But let the media go bananas over their 2 results! I'd like to see how they are after 10 games, before going over the top

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Can never enjoy my weekends quite as much when the rags win. Can't stand the bastards.

Think I'll give the general media jizzfest a miss over the weekend too. ****s.

 

[Itsaar]

OH, How giddy are they getting, sickening.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The late goals masking over ordinary performances.