United thread 2017/18

[Easy]

Jesus vs top 6: 3 games, 3 goals
Aguero vs top 6: 2 games, 2 goals

Lukaku vs top 6: 3 games, 0 goals

Where is the like button ?

 

[blueinsa]

Genuine question, how many passes do we average per game?

Id wager between 600 and 700 with last week at West Brom we set a new record of about 850 iirc.

 

[The blue phantom]

Just read this doozy on rag cafe:
“How many City players would start for Jose's United? One, two or three? Basically, only KDB would be a guaranteed starter at United now. DDG and all defensive players are regarded as superior to City's palyers in the same positions (given that Mendy is out for the season), same with Matic and Pogba. Martial/Rashford are considered no less talented than Sane/Jesus. And Lukaku is much more of a Jose CF than Aguero.”

I clocked that. Tbf to the ****s on there they have been eulogising over us in the last few weeks. Its been a city love in. They really are pissed off with what they are watching and seeing what Pep is doing. Fuck um.

 

[manimanc]

I clocked that. Tbf to the ****s on there they have been eulogising over us in the last few weeks. Its been a city love in. They really are pissed off with what they are watching and seeing what Pep is doing. Fuck um.

Where is their 'Bluemoon goes into meltdown' thread these days?

 

[The blue phantom]

Where is their 'Bluemoon goes into meltdown' thread these days?

God knows mate. Its quite funny reading the City thread and the Title one. They are arguing among themselves as some posters can't handle others praising us.

 

[Dirty Harry]

West Brom ? more like Wimbledon.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Lucky bastards.

It should have been 30

 

[malg]

Just read this doozy on rag cafe:
“How many City players would start for Jose's United? One, two or three? Basically, only KDB would be a guaranteed starter at United now. DDG and all defensive players are regarded as superior to City's palyers in the same positions (given that Mendy is out for the season), same with Matic and Pogba. Martial/Rashford are considered no less talented than Sane/Jesus. And Lukaku is much more of a Jose CF than Aguero.”

However, and they should be very fucking worried about this, that post is bang on in some ways - and it's because their manager is a negative twat who has been left behind by the forward thinking of other manager's - well, Pep. Their defenders may well have looked better last year, but that's because any defender in a Mourinho team will look good as defence is his absolute priority. In fact you could pick any central defender in the Prem and they'd look good at the Rags, the same couldn't be said for us. In our system, you'd wouldn't put De Gea ahead of Ederson.

However, Martial and Rashford as good as Sane and Sterling............

He's also bang on about Lukaku. No way would Mourinho pick Aguero ahead of Lukaku, he's not big enough. Mourinho likes 'em big!

 

[aguerrrroooooooooooo]

Anybody else find it funny as hell that united fans are collectively losing it because Conte didn't shake mourinho's hand?
I don't blame the bloke after he was publicly mocked by mourinho for having hair transplants

 

[Bluebee2]

Lucky bastards.

It should have been 30

Their U10's got beat 34-4 last season by Huddersfield

 

[Belfast_Blue]

Is Fred The Rag paying out on the title yet? Lol

 

[Football_lover_LFC]

Utd were poor yesterday.Not suprised! Chelsea could have and should have scored more!Lukaku doesn't show up in the big games does he?

 

[schfc6]

Mr Flying Pig HD not happy at all lol
Looks like his mum gave him his Xmas present early with that jumper.....

Is he related to the other United blogger, the Carrick 4 England one? They both have the same disturbed look in their eyes. Don't wish to insult or pass judgement on the poor lads, I assume they have issues. But they do have the same demonic eyes.

 

[ancoats]

as much i hate united and love nothing more then them losing and us sitting on top of the league the blue blood in my veins and my DNA setup is saying hold your horses the only time i would feel happy about a 8 point lead on them would be if they was in the championship and city in the premier league even then the ****s over the road would have a answer for it and the premier league would change the rules and take there ball home

 

[ancoats]

Is he related to the other United blogger, the Carrick 4 England one? They both have the same disturbed look in their eyes. Don't wish to insult or pass judgement on the poor lads, I assume they have issues. But they do have the same demonic eyes.

he sounds local to me hahahahahahahaha

 

[schfc6]

Genuine question, how many passes do we average per game?

At Stamford Bridge we had 653 succesful passes.

 

[BlueAnorak]

Mr Flying Pig HD not happy at all lol
Looks like his mum gave him his Xmas present early with that jumper.....

That is wonderful.

 

[schfc6]

Please tell me someone has got the video of Patrick Barclay on Sunday Suppliment saying Pep must have felt like ripping up his contract when Mourinho joined the rags. Couldn't have been more wrong...

 

[dario2739]

Is he related to the other United blogger, the Carrick 4 England one? They both have the same disturbed look in their eyes. Don't wish to insult or pass judgement on the poor lads, I assume they have issues. But they do have the same demonic eyes.

Well they both seem to live with their mum and tweet from their sad, lonely bedrooms whilst never having actually ever been to the swamp... to be fair those are traits that the majority of Rags seem to share!

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Please tell me someone has got the video of Patrick Barclay on Sunday Suppliment saying Pep must have felt like ripping up his contract when Mourinho joined the rags. Couldn't have been more wrong...

Simply unbelievable the comments some of these twats come up with .

Patrick Barclay ............................fuckwit supremo