United thread 2017/18

[Machiavelli]

hello

We were getting worried about your wellbeing. We know you lot can’t handle a bit of adversity.
Are you allowed to use your phone during school hours?

 

[Machiavelli]

Lingard out run by the referee...:-)

Yes, referee Anthony Taylor ran faster than him...

Lingard is just ahead by a nose.

 

[M18CTID]

Probably meant New York, away.

I've just checked and they weren't touring but fans were sceptical of his attendance as he claimed it was a Friday night game. Now I know I was wankered at that match (as I was at most games back then) but it was a Saturday 3pm kick-off

 

[Neville Kneville]

I've just checked and they weren't touring but fans were sceptical of his attendance as he claimed it was a Friday night game. Now I know I was wankered at that match (as I was at most games back then) but it was a Saturday 3pm kick-off

Can't remember.

I wasn't there.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Surely utd should be joint top on games played?

Well they`re 2nd so obviously it count`s as joint top

 

[IrelandSuperman]

Yeah, I think it was a City fan that did a bit of digging and found that Ronnie was actually captaining Essex away to Leicestershire in a County Championship match on the very same day. And saying you got your matches mixed up is downright laughable.

The fact that he claimed to vividly remember little details about the Keane on Haaland tackle proves he can't have got his matches mixed up.

 

[Falcao]

We were getting worried about your wellbeing. We know you lot can’t handle a bit of adversity.
Are you allowed to use your phone during school hours?

I appreciate your concern!

 

[davek1808]

I appreciate your concern!

How's your shit team going on ?

 

[Falcao]

How's your shit team going on ?

Hit a slump. City have this wrapped up.

 

[Deleted member 13905]

Hit a slump.

there are different types of slump.
which would you say you are?

 

[bluekeith]

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This I like

 

[Grassland Blue]

I sat and watched the City game and then watched the rags, afterwards I thought .....What a massive pile of fucking shite they are. How they are second is beyond me. Clusterfuck of a team.

They are second

Just seen an article in MUEN about concern that A and E might be tempted away from Old Shithouse as foreign clubs are able to sign him/it in January .

Seeing as Mourinho relies on the useless dirty fucker as his go to player , when fully implementing his kick'n'run desperation tactics , the " integrity " of the publication once again comes into serious question.

Secondly which clubs in Europe as so fucking shit as to see the twat as a decent signing ?

Everton!

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Better hanging a big fishing net from a plane to catch a few balls

Mate of mine was supposed to fly out from Ringway on December 10th , but all flights have been cancelled between 4.30pm and 6.30pm , they cant guarantee passenger safety if they fly near the swamp.

 

[Falcao]

there are different types of slump.
which would you say you are?

It’s a resigned slump. No one is catching City now.

 

[AustinBlue]

It’s a resigned slump. No one is catching City now.

awww. Don’t say that. Lots of teams could catch City now. Just probably not one coached by a manager who spends hundreds of millions of pounds to get less than 3 shots on goals a game.

 

[Falcao]

awww. Don’t say that. Lots of teams could catch City now. Just probably not one coached by a manager who spends hundreds of millions of pounds to get less than 3 shots on goals a game.

Nah we’ll finish above all of them except you lot.

 

[SilverFox2]

awww. Don’t say that. Lots of teams could catch City now. Just probably not one coached by a manager who spends hundreds of millions of pounds to get less than 3 shots on goals a game.

JM's problem stems from getting a draw against City last season.
For some reason he got credit for parking the bus whereas in fact we still generated plenty of shots on goal but were in the middle of our inability to hit the target phase.

 

[Machiavelli]

I appreciate your concern!

If we didn’t look after our pets, somebody may report us to the RSPCA (Royal Society for the Protection of Armchairs).

 

[Deleted member 13905]

If we didn’t look after our pets, somebody may report us to the RSPCA (Royal Society for the Protection of Armchairs).

that's what he must've meant by slump

 

[Falcao]

If we didn’t look after our pets, somebody may report us to the RSPCA (Royal Society for the Protection of Armchairs).[/QUOTDan

Well at least you don’t swear at me like others. I never swear at my pets.