United thread 2017/18

[mcfc49]

is bale on his way in January? and of course griezman because he and carlton are such great mates. why does mata play for this odious lot much too nice a bloke. rojo Herrera thugaku perfect fit for this lot.

 

[TCIB]

"we'll buy you a pint, we'll buy you a piinntt, milk for Mourinho, we'll buy you a pint".

Love that one to, in fact we need a dedicated thread on songs about the white stuff.

 

[Grassland Blue]

His name is Maureen and he drives the fastest milk cart in the west!
(Apologies to Benny Hill.)

 

[petrusha]

I remember when Mourinho took the United job there being a lot of talk from the press pack (Paddy Barclay, Neil Custis, and the ever-faithful Duncan, among others) that Guardiola would be horrified at the idea of competing with his Portuguese counterpart in the same city, to the point that Pep probably wished he had a get-out clause in his City contract. I don't seem to have heard such sentiments expressed for a while now. Any perspicacious posters have any idea why this talk might have gone quiet? <>snigger</>

 

[MillionMilesAway]

I'm amused that the BBC bloke accused of working for a different club was Dan Roan, who, I think, is still banned at City.

Might have to give him access back if he carries on needling Gougy.

 

[hertsblue]

I see some media have ran the big nosed swede comments regarding Pep again, but saying this is something he has brought up again to sky italia.....oh how it must hurt the whiny lanky fucker that pep just didnt rate him enough....

so much so that he has to continuously bring up the same tired old story about how much he hates Pep.....

Yep. So much respect from that lot that even their players speak ill of managers. The whole thing should be in the dictionary next to the word Irony.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Buy a milk flout buy a milk flout
we deliver blue top
Drive straight to Old trafford
and we will chuck the fucking lot

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

I see some media have ran the big nosed swede comments regarding Pep again, but saying this is something he has brought up again to sky italia.....oh how it must hurt the whiny lanky fucker that pep just didnt rate him enough....

so much so that he has to continuously bring up the same tired old story about how much he hates Pep.....

He has never forgiven City for his disastrous debut for Barca when we beat them at the Nou Camp in the Joan Gamper trophy and taunted them by singing "One nil in your cup final"
He was shit by the way and played like a statue while Messi hit the woodwork three or four times. That must be when Pep made up his mind about him!

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

Got to say some of these songs are cringe-worthy!.....

On another note we went for years knowing we were crap and making fun of ourselves, that's what we do. (We lost last week we lost today, we're not really here) etc etc, can you imagine the rags doing this! They are a whole different breed of (plastic) supporter...

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Buy a milk flout buy a milk flout
we deliver blue top
Drive straight to Old trafford
and we will chuck the fucking lot

Milk milk lemonade
Pep is great
PEG's a spade

 

[remember arthur mann]

So the rags are charging Derby County fans £45 to watch the Cup match at the swamp. Hang onto your money lads and lasses, just pop down to Piccadilly Gardens, lots of people parking buses there !!

 

[tommo74]

Has anyone got the clip of when sky went into meltdown, when Buzzer said one day we are going to come here and tear this lot apart

 

[remember arthur mann]

Has anyone got the clip of when sky went into meltdown, when Buzzer said one day we are going to come here and tear this lot apart

Lets add................

 

[Stoned Rose]

Fuckwittery is alive and well at the swamp.

Biting the hand that wanks you off is never a good plan.

 

[Leto]

Sorry if already done..

Nice of the guy that made this to try and get attention by taking the piss out of an actual match going fan of his own team; while he sits there at home tweeting during the match.

That's the majority of rag fans in a nutshell, they've got no loyalty because they picked their team the same way a kid picks a Playstation or an XBox.

 

[tommo74]

Lets add................

Nice one, funny how Buzzer was never invited on again

 

[goater555]

Nice of the guy that made this to try and get attention by taking the piss out of an actual match going fan of his own team; while he sits there at home tweeting during the match.

That's the majority of rag fans in a nutshell, they've got no loyalty because they picked their team the same way a kid picks a Playstation or an XBox.

Redcafe is full of these types. Always makes me laugh when they have a pop at us with the emptyhad jibes as their local clubs get crowds of next to fuckall because these cretins 'chose' to support a more successful club 300 miles away. You couldn't get any more plastic. And to top it off, most have never been to a united game in their lives.

 

[Leto]

Redcafe is full of these types. Always makes me laugh when they have a pop at us with the emptyhad jibes as their local clubs get crowds of next to fuckall because these cretins 'chose' to support a more successful club 300 miles away. You couldn't get any more plastic.

Another favourite is when people from the Home Counties and similarly far away bring out the Stockport jibe. I always think about how the match going united fans from Stockport feel when some twats from Devon and Anglesey start going on about fucking off back to Stockport as if it's an actual insult.

Cretins the lot of them.

 

[rowarta]

more RAG propaganda, recorded at United Training complex
"Zlatan - Pep Guardiola most immature coach Ive had"

 

[kaz7]

the gift that keeps on giving,keep it coming rags as you are showing yourselves up with every word