United thread 2017/18

[Machiavelli]

Go onto his Twitter page and look at his likes and follows.

I can’t because I don’t have an account so when I click on his ‘likes’ it tells me to join. I’ll take your word for it mate.

 

[aguero93:20]

I can’t because I don’t have an account so when I click on his ‘likes’ it tells me to join. I’ll take your word for it mate.

Basically goes

Rag related
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Even Warnock was questioning the tackle in stoppage time, wondering if the **** wanted the Leeds match off, why would he tackle like that, near the halfway line, at 0-2, with 2 minutes left, when on a yellow card and lucky to be on the pitch? Last chance to injure a City player.

 

[Machiavelli]

Basically goes

Rag related
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Etc

Even Warnock was questioning the tackle in stoppage time, wondering if the **** wanted the Leeds match off, why would he tackle like that, near the halfway line, at 0-2, with 2 minutes left, when on a yellow card and lucky to be on the pitch? Last chance to injure a City player.

The guy is a ****.

 

[goalmole]

This one probably.

How many rags, do you think, would have the attention span to read that.

 

[Bluekiwi]

He's got Millwall away after he serves his ban, come on Millwall, do your stuff.

How about a whip round for a brown envelope sent anonymously to Millwall F C ?

 

[Leto]

Would love spurs to beat ushited but their record is not great against them. A red friend once told me that before each spurs match all fergie had to say was "its spurs lads" they hardly ever lose to them

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Basically goes

Rag related
Rag related
Rag related
Etc

Even Warnock was questioning the tackle in stoppage time, wondering if the **** wanted the Leeds match off, why would he tackle like that, near the halfway line, at 0-2, with 2 minutes left, when on a yellow card and lucky to be on the pitch? Last chance to injure a City player.

The dirty **** obviously follows pogshite then

 

[goater555]

For a fan base that thrives on being hated, they haven't half seen their arses over this Sanchez mercenary tag

booooooooooooooooo!

 

[halfmist]

This one probably.

Great read. Thanks for reposting

 

[paulchapo]

How about a whip round for a brown envelope sent anonymously to Millwall F C ?

Do we have anyone playing there with an affinity to us? I would gladly chip in!

 

[BacktoBlue]

Rag taxi drivers

Anyone experienced a job from 1 of these Recently?
Ive just had the Pleasure of being told by one
Pep is a fraud (zzzzzz)
We are lucky to be 12 points clear
Pogba is far superior to Kdb and he didnt cost them a penny?
Pep will walk as will the Arabs

Its like listening to Blobby
Next time i will walk!

 

[casserole of nonsense]

Gadaffi was 'hours away' from purchasing the biggest stake in Manchester United, according to the man who brokered the Glazer family's takeover of the club.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/01/28/colonel-gadaffi-hours-away-buying-manchester-united/

Financier Mehmet Dalman told how he flew to Libya to discuss a buy-out of Magnier and McManus's shareholding with Gadaffi's key advisors in 2004. Dalman is now chairman of Cardiff City.

 

[Groke]

Rag taxi drivers

Anyone experienced a job from 1 of these Recently?
Ive just had the Pleasure of being told by one
Pep is a fraud (zzzzzz)
We are lucky to be 12 points clear
Pogba is far superior to Kdb and he didnt cost them a penny?
Pep will walk as will the Arabs

Its like listening to Blobby
Next time i will walk!

should've been easy enough to put him right on all of those points. If it didn't work, a rabbit punch to the back of his napper and soiling his back seat might have shut him up.

 

[mancityvstoke]

Rag taxi drivers

Anyone experienced a job from 1 of these Recently?
Ive just had the Pleasure of being told by one
Pep is a fraud (zzzzzz)
We are lucky to be 12 points clear
Pogba is far superior to Kdb and he didnt cost them a penny?
Pep will walk as will the Arabs

Its like listening to Blobby
Next time i will walk!

easy

"shut the fuck up you goon and just drive"

 

[Shirley]

Rag taxi drivers

Anyone experienced a job from 1 of these Recently?
Ive just had the Pleasure of being told by one
Pep is a fraud (zzzzzz)
We are lucky to be 12 points clear
Pogba is far superior to Kdb and he didnt cost them a penny?
Pep will walk as will the Arabs

Its like listening to Blobby
Next time i will walk!

Easy, take the tube instead.

 

[mat]

Gadaffi was 'hours away' from purchasing the biggest stake in Manchester United, according to the man who brokered the Glazer family's takeover of the club.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/01/28/colonel-gadaffi-hours-away-buying-manchester-united/

Financier Mehmet Dalman told how he flew to Libya to discuss a buy-out of Magnier and McManus's shareholding with Gadaffi's key advisors in 2004. Dalman is now chairman of Cardiff City.

That would have been funny. Who'd have been the bigger dictator. Him or Pisscan?

 

[crazyg]

I know, everyone knows it’s ‘SAF’! ;)

The letters on your keyboard must be configured differently to mine.

Mine comes up with GPC.

 

[JASR]

That would have been funny. Who'd have been the bigger dictator. Him or Pisscan?

I’m sure the direct connection to dictatorship, terrorism (nb not Lockerbie), state sponsored murders, population suppression would ...not.. have made any change the continued goodwill to and well being of the club.

 

[Rolee]

The letters on your keyboard must be configured differently to mine.

Mine comes up with GPC.

Funny, mine comes up with ****

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Rag taxi drivers

Anyone experienced a job from 1 of these Recently?
Ive just had the Pleasure of being told by one
Pep is a fraud (zzzzzz)
We are lucky to be 12 points clear
Pogba is far superior to Kdb and he didnt cost them a penny?
Pep will walk as will the Arabs

Its like listening to Blobby
Next time i will walk!

Tell him next time he is feeling insecure NOT to go to work!