United thread 2017/18

[ali benarbia's studs]

easy

"shut the fuck up you goon and just drive"

do I look like a therapist, no. yes you look like The rapist now stfu.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Gadaffi was 'hours away' from purchasing the biggest stake in Manchester United, according to the man who brokered the Glazer family's takeover of the club.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/01/28/colonel-gadaffi-hours-away-buying-manchester-united/

Financier Mehmet Dalman told how he flew to Libya to discuss a buy-out of Magnier and McManus's shareholding with Gadaffi's key advisors in 2004. Dalman is now chairman of Cardiff City.

see this is it, most boards across the country are filled with RAGS. I ve notice the last 3 seasons the scum get games against MANAGERLESS teams......

 

[mat]

I’m sure the direct connection to dictatorship, terrorism (nb not Lockerbie), state sponsored murders, population suppression would ...not.. have made any change the continued goodwill to and well being of the club.

They'd have marketed it as a positive.

At the time Gaddafi was being noshed by Tony B.Liar. Guaranteed Alistair Campbell and Uncle Rupert would have spun it positively.

 

[crazyg]

do I look like a therapist, no. yes you look like The rapist now stfu.

Good job he's not a psychotherapist then.

 

[cucumberman]

Rag taxi drivers

Anyone experienced a job from 1 of these Recently?
Ive just had the Pleasure of being told by one
Pep is a fraud (zzzzzz)
We are lucky to be 12 points clear
Pogba is far superior to Kdb and he didnt cost them a penny?
Pep will walk as will the Arabs

Its like listening to Blobby
Next time i will walk!

Had a rag Tesco driver who knew I was City from the scarves and kits I have and he does my delivery often. A week into the Derby He said that without Aguero we wouldn't stand a chance in the Derby. I said kelechi's not half bad. He laughed.

Derby came, Kelechi scored the winner. I never saw him again.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Good job he's not a psychotherapist then.

Hey what you read on the back of the door in the toilet cubicle is only hearsay, Pearce is a good man ;)

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Had a rag Tesco driver who knew I was City from the scarves and kits I have and he does my delivery often. A week into the Derby He said that without Aguero we wouldn't stand a chance in the Derby. I said kelechi's not half bad. He laughed.

Derby came, Kelechi scored the winner. I never saw him again.

that s like a bedtime story, i love happy endings.

I had one back in the day when we were in league 1 with the Legendary Shawny Goater........ then he made gary feckin nevile fall over his own head and nutmegs the world no.1 keeper.....and its in the swamp. trust me i rammed "feed the Goat and he will score" down their throats.

 

[crazyg]

Hey what you read on the back of the door in the toilet cubicle is only hearsay, Pearce is a good man ;)

Where do you think I get my material from? ;-)

 

[Neville Kneville]

I had a rag taxi driver recently telling me how different things would be in the Champions League, compared to how 'easy' we have had it in the Prem.

i agreed with him but said how we still have a decent chance v anybody.

Not v Real Madrid...... " Spurs beat them though",

Barcelona will... "We hammerd them at home last season though"

PSG will..."We knocked them out over two legs"

Ah but they have a much better team now.... "True they had that lumbering bag of fucking shite Ibrahimovic last time we played them & binned his wages off to some fucking mugs, to help pay for Neymar...he was shite" "But then again, Neymar was playing for Barca when we hammered them, & they had Messi as well, so you never know...."

Quiet in the taxi.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

If some rag started giving it out I'd be getting him to stop the taxi, paying what's on the clock and giving him some shit no matter what time/place we were.

Customer service isn't about trying to take the piss out of customers.

 

[hertsblue]

Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho says the club will "create conditions" to help Zlatan Ibrahimovic leave if he wants.

In other words they need his colossus wages off our books and cant get rid of him quick enough.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho says the club will "create conditions" to help Zlatan Ibrahimovic leave if he wants.

In other words they need his colossus wages off our books and cant get rid of him quick enough.

With luck, the twat will refuse to move.

 

[Gazza]

With luck, the twat will refuse to move.

Bit like in a match then?

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Bit like in a match then?

Very good.

 

[Ohrodneyrodney]

Talk about short termism. I think their transfer policy only looks forward about 10 games.

 

[Neville Kneville]

Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho says the club will "create conditions" to help Zlatan Ibrahimovic leave if he wants.

In other words they need his colossus wages off our books and cant get rid of him quick enough.

 

[malg]

Big news from the BBC........Mourinho has put Sanchez's locker next to Rashford's so they can strike up a partnership........ABSOLUTELY GROUNDBREAKING STUFF.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Rag taxi drivers

Anyone experienced a job from 1 of these Recently?
Ive just had the Pleasure of being told by one
Pep is a fraud (zzzzzz)
We are lucky to be 12 points clear
Pogba is far superior to Kdb and he didnt cost them a penny?
Pep will walk as will the Arabs

Its like listening to Blobby
Next time i will walk!

just thank him for going to work every day, buying petrol and thus funding our transfer spending. He's just helped us sign Laporte ;)

 

[bumbleblue]

PEG on ssn on about big nose, looks like a tramp.

 

[183sash]

Thankfully it’s no longer acceptable to sing the Munich song but I do wish we didn’t sing so many songs about United , especially the bloody tedious “Park the bus” and the “... 50,000 empty seats etc etc”. Maybe someone on here could start a campaign to at least restrict the number we sing .