United thread 2017/18

[OldBlueSam]

Is he undateable ? are there any women out their that would like to be dined on sausage and chips followed by angel delight and custard ...Karen ? Pam ?

The custard kills it for me.... and depends what flavour Angel Delight. Chocolate Yes, butterscotch no.

 

[BusterPhillips]

To be fair they have done well to get to second playing with all that shite (jones, smalling, young, vakencia etc..).

Without DeGea theyd be 7-8 points worse off. For all the money theyve spent they need 4 or 5 first team players to complete with us and play decent football.

 

[Roachy]

Exactly! I would rather wankers like Wenger just told the truth which is, " Things were great when we shared all the prizes between ourselves. We had it stitched up. All the prize money and extra we got from the champions league meant nobody could stop us or catch us up. How could they? If they developed a new promising player we bought them. All the top youths and established players wanted to play for us because we won trophies and were in the champions league every year. We could pay higher wages too. Life was wonderful! Then these upstarts came along and spoilt everything... now we struggle to qualify for the champions league. Us!!! The mighty Arsenal with all.our history, who do things the right way! It's not fair and we need a level playing field!" Fucking whining hypocrite!

I really hope we build two top class sides and win everything for the next twenty years. Every single domestic trophy every fucking year, with the odd champions league thrown in too. I want them sick to their stomach of watching those blue and white ribbons going on trophies, of victory parades, of their fan's deserting them and buying City shirts. I want their downfall!

First paragraph sums it up for me , nothing but sour grapes from the arse and the scum. Second paragraph sums up how I feel looking ahead. I hope we destroy them in every aspect for years.

 

[adr2.8i]

Fitting given the page number;

Ive always wanted to watch that second video shot by the French guys in the ground, with english subtitles on it so we can see what they were actually saying!!

 

[Ancient Citizen]

WTF, 1616 pages on the scum demise, last time I checked it was 1344, may long it continue.
Cannot be arse the review their suffering though, unless it is funny. Is it?

Well, you've missed Mourinho bigging up the ''Managed to come 2nd Cup.''
This is now the Rags target for the forseeable future, although this is in grave danger of not being a given,
as the chasing pack is gaining inexorably, so the ''Thank fuck we got top Four cup'' will be the goal if they persist
in using Stan Laurel in defence.

 

[Damocles]

Well, you've missed Mourinho bigging up the ''Managed to come 2nd Cup.''
This is now the Rags target for the forseeable future, although this is in grave danger of not being a given,
as the chasing pack is gaining inexorably, so the ''Thank fuck we got top Four cup'' will be the goal if they persist
in using Stan Laurel in defence.

Hey, listen. That "We Put Pressure On Cup" has a long and proud history. Last year's winners, Spurs, were delighted with their achievement.

 

[laughing gravy]

Fitting given the page number;

they might have lost 6-1 but they won the fire drill cup ...and will keep it forever.

 

[paulchapo]

First paragraph sums it up for me , nothing but sour grapes from the arse and the scum. Second paragraph sums up how I feel looking ahead. I hope we destroy them in every aspect for years.

Me too. I don't want to hear " We are better than that, we should be above it." Growing up I had to fight these fuckers at school, in pubs and clubs, walking down the street, waiting at bus stops ( Yes really) and of course at the match. Later I had 35 years of having them gloat and rub our noses in it as they won trophy after trophy. Were they above it? Were they magnanimous in their success while we struggled in the wilderness? What do you think? They even erected a banner with the full approval of that shitty club celebrating our lack of success, turning over the clock every year. I even knew a rag who had a watch modelled on that banner.

My one regret is that given their money and influence in the game they will never sink to the depths we had to. Let them win nothing for 35 years, get relegated and then I might, just might feel a bit of sympathy for the ones still left. Until then keep our foot firmly on their throat!

 

[blueincy]

they might have lost 6-1 but they won the fire drill cup ...and will keep it forever.

They still try but it will never be beaten:-)

 

[Roachy]

Me too. I don't want to hear " We are better than that, we should be above it." Growing up I had to fight these fuckers at school, in pubs and clubs, walking down the street, waiting at bus stops ( Yes really) and of course at the match. Later I had 35 years of having them gloat and rub our noses in it as they won trophy after trophy. Were they above it? Were they magnanimous in their success while we struggled in the wilderness? What do you think? They even erected a banner with the full approval of that shitty club celebrating our lack of success, turning over the clock every year. I even knew a rag who had a watch modelled on that banner.

My one regret is that given their money and influence in the game they will never sink to the depths we had to. Let them win nothing for 35 years, get relegated and then I might, just might feel a bit of sympathy for the ones still left. Until then keep our foot firmly on their throat!

We sing from the same hymn sheet. The mockery, the abuse, the piss taking with not an ounce of modesty. Remember going to the pub after Arse beat us and them shitstains went 8 points clear in 2012. Couple of wankers laughing and sniggering as one of the others made smug conversation. I just smiled at them when I saw them after we won the title the following month. The looks on their faces said it all.

 

[BackofJeanette]

Ive always wanted to watch that second video shot by the French guys in the ground, with english subtitles on it so we can see what they were actually saying!!

Or better still the one that someone 'overdubbed" a translation, including the Chinese supporters groaning, piss funny that one!

 

[aguero93:20]

So where's Maureen going on his holiday?

 

[laughing gravy]

So where's Maureen going on his holiday?

has he booked with second choice?

 

[aguero93:20]

has he booked with second choice?

No mate, he's under all sorts of budget restrictions so he could only buy and staff a Lear jet.

 

[2sheikhs]

So where's Maureen going on his holiday?

On the junction of the A986 and A967 in the Orkney Islands.

 

[bluethrunthru]

I suppose the big question for Wenger - and the rags and the other "Big 4 " clubs is what do the clubs below them now this season think? I suppose aside from Leicester (because of their recent win ) they have no realistic dreams of winning the PL. If they also think that the competition is skewed by money I presume their line starts just above them and would include Arsenal and the rags !!

It is all just sour grapes because as we know when it was that Big 4 winning all the trophies because they had all the money and bought up all the talent they never once stopped to question whether what they were doing was ethical. More to the point were Arsenal to suddenly get a $50squillion windfall from an American sugar daddy and Wenger could just go out and buy Neymar and the like he wouldn't stop and ask whether it was fair !!!?? Would he eckerslike.

Finally - what Arsenal and Ushited are feeling is the chill wind of business running through their stadiums - they are owned by families and boards who's sole raison d'etre is to make them money - they set targets for what will be a successful season in their minds and have a BUDGET to do so. Its that budget that may be hindering their progress - our business plan is totally different which is why we have been accumulating players to do a job @ £50-60m range tops and the rags have regularly gone out and bought a £100m shirt salesman to boost owners coffers.

Of course all the above is an inconvenient truth for some.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Fitting given the page number;

Sex

 

[maccadon]

Off to pub to watch the game our noisy neighbour shirt wearer coming other way.spying my city shirt and wooly hat."come on burnley" i just replied "as long as we play well for more than 9 secs you did midweek i will be happy"

 

[JWBlueman]

Me too. I don't want to hear " We are better than that, we should be above it." Growing up I had to fight these fuckers at school, in pubs and clubs, walking down the street, waiting at bus stops ( Yes really) and of course at the match. Later I had 35 years of having them gloat and rub our noses in it as they won trophy after trophy. Were they above it? Were they magnanimous in their success while we struggled in the wilderness? What do you think? They even erected a banner with the full approval of that shitty club celebrating our lack of success, turning over the clock every year. I even knew a rag who had a watch modelled on that banner.

My one regret is that given their money and influence in the game they will never sink to the depths we had to. Let them win nothing for 35 years, get relegated and then I might, just might feel a bit of sympathy for the ones still left. Until then keep our foot firmly on their throat!

..is 100% the right answer.

30 odd years of shit. Of gloating. Of laughing. Of abuse. Of safety in numbers.

They lost ONE semi final to us and we all saw the carnage around Wembley from grown men attacking young kids and women.

They lost ONE title to us and we all know several of them who suddenly, after two decades of unbroken success fuelled by money ‘earned’ by stitching up smaller clubs, decided that “football wasn’t the same anymore” and gave up. They returned the next year though for a few months funnily enough but haven’t been seen much since.

I’m not talking about daft teenagers taking the piss out of us or reacting violently to getting beat. I’m talking about men in their 30’s and 40’s.

I’m telling you now, they are ****s to a man. ****s.

I want them to suffer like no football fan has ever suffered before. And then suffer a bit more.

 

[mancityvstoke]

Me too. I don't want to hear " We are better than that, we should be above it." Growing up I had to fight these fuckers at school, in pubs and clubs, walking down the street, waiting at bus stops ( Yes really) and of course at the match. Later I had 35 years of having them gloat and rub our noses in it as they won trophy after trophy. Were they above it? Were they magnanimous in their success while we struggled in the wilderness? What do you think? They even erected a banner with the full approval of that shitty club celebrating our lack of success, turning over the clock every year. I even knew a rag who had a watch modelled on that banner.

My one regret is that given their money and influence in the game they will never sink to the depths we had to. Let them win nothing for 35 years, get relegated and then I might, just might feel a bit of sympathy for the ones still left. Until then keep our foot firmly on their throat!

Music to my ears