United thread 2017/18

[Colin Bells Boots]

..is 100% the right answer.

30 odd years of shit. Of gloating. Of laughing. Of abuse. Of safety in numbers.

They lost ONE semi final to us and we all saw the carnage around Wembley from grown men attacking young kids and women.

They lost ONE title to us and we all know several of them who suddenly, after two decades of unbroken success fuelled by money ‘earned’ by stitching up smaller clubs, decided that “football wasn’t the same anymore” and gave up. They returned the next year though for a few months funnily enough but haven’t been seen much since.

I’m not talking about daft teenagers taking the piss out of us or reacting violently to getting beat. I’m talking about men in their 30’s and 40’s.

I’m telling you now, they are ****s to a man. ****s.

I want them to suffer like no football fan has ever suffered before. And then suffer a bit more.

Not a vindictive person by nature , but I'll make an exception and join you.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Please send that to any rags you know. I guarantee you won’t get a reply.

Well hardly any of them will have actually seen it !

Paid for by the Essex Rags ......................probanly

 

[davek1808]

Not a vindictive person by nature , but I'll make an exception and join you.

Count me in.

 

[ccr]

and for anybody who thinks that might be fake, here's a picture from a different angle

Its a fake. There are empty seats in that picture and united never have empty seats.

 

[chaddblue]

Its a fake. There are empty seats in that picture and united never have empty seats.

Top detective work fella

 

[CelesteItis]

Well, you've missed Mourinho bigging up the ''Managed to come 2nd Cup.''
This is now the Rags target for the forseeable future, although this is in grave danger of not being a given,
as the chasing pack is gaining inexorably, so the ''Thank fuck we got top Four cup'' will be the goal if they persist
in using Stan Laurel in defence.

Cheers for the update, will go back there if only to alleviate the anger of drawing away to the clarets.
Btw, beaker's own goal has the subtlety of superMario's second in the sick swan at the swamp.

 

[Blu1]

and for anybody who thinks that might be fake, here's a picture from a different angle

This has to be fake. No way this is real. If it is the mayor of Trafford needs to have a word. Embarrassing to Manchester this.
WTF

 

[Vienna_70]

This has to be fake. No way this is real. If it is the mayor of Trafford needs to have a word. Embarrassing to Manchester this.
WTF

It would be if it were in Manchester...

 

[mat]

Jose throwing Pogbad under the bus I see.

 

[Machiavelli]

Jose throwing Pogbad under the bus I see.

What’s he said?

 

[Marvin]

 

[mat]

What’s he said?

Waxed lyrical about his replacement McTominay today. Then denied he was being "punished" for the Spurs loss.

 

[Machiavelli]

Waxed lyrical about his replacement McTominay today. Then denied he was being "punished" for the Spurs loss.

Haha, I thought McTominay was below average today, especially against a team with no desire to do anything. Weirdly Pogba would’ve had the time and space to operate today. I’m glad there’s bad blood boiling though. ;)

 

[East Level 2]

Don't want Pigbag shipping out. Need him to agitate over Sanchez's wages.

 

[mat]

Don't want Pigbag shipping out. Need him to agitate over Sanchez's wages.

He sells too many Dabs to be sold.

 

[bondsman]

Please send that to any rags you know. I guarantee you won’t get a reply.

I did and one sent me back a pic of an inflatable banana.

 

[Vienna_70]

I bet this will be all over Sty tomorrow.

 

[goalmole]

I did and one sent me back a pic of an inflatable banana.

Made me lol.

 

[Blueknows]

After todays lacklustre performance the rags were made to do an extra training session trying to emulate citys sweeper keeper formation

http://the18.com/soccer-videos/wors...al&utm_source=facebook&utm_content=video-post

 

[Pam]

I bet this will be all over Sty tomorrow.

They are trying to make us laugh ourselves to death. It is sinister.