United thread 2017/18

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Easy said:
Most saves this season

1.Butland...Stoke...117
2.Fabianski...Swansea...108
3.Pickford....Everton...105
4.De Gea......utd........99
5.Ryan.......Brighton....93

12.Cech......Arsenal.....71

15.Lloris........Spurs......58
16.Courtois.....Chelsea...56

Mignolet+Karius....Pool..55

18.Ederson...City.....47


De Gea, their player of the season once again. They can thank him for top 4 this year.
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And yet the media banged on about be able to get at our defence for most of the season, but no mention of the number of saves the Doughnut Thief was having to make every game, as the Rag's defence had more leaks than a Welsh allotment?
 
Premier league to introduce a 39th game. But it's not what you think.


PL bosses are talks with clubs over a potential extra match this season dependent on the result of the Manchester Derby.

Should Manchester United defeat their championship rivals; an additional match will be played in Shanghai for the inaugural We beat Man City shield between Jose Mourinho's Mancunian Marvel's and Jurgen Klopps Liverpool. Who ever wins the game will also be awarded the PL trophy as champions.

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We sent a reporter to Manchester City for a comment. "Fuck off, you shit stirring Vermin", said spokesman Alf the security guard. The PL are yet to comment.
 
TheThirdDeano said:
Donut thief set to sign for 5 years on £350,000 a week.

Can’t blame him really!
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Which rag infested news outlet did you read that on?

I know most, if not all that Rag team are a bunch of mercenary b**tards, but DT has been wanting out of the Swamp for at least a couple of seasons now. He can't really be considering another 5 years there, surely?
 
Trevor Morley's Tache said:
Which rag infested news outlet did you read that on?

I know most, if not all that Rag team are a bunch of mercenary b**tards, but DT has been wanting out of the Swamp for at least a couple of seasons now. He can't really be considering another 5 years there, surely?
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Was in the Sun............... yeah I know.............can imagine the source - can imagine the desperation - its just a ploy to try and put Real off is my guess.
 
bluethrunthru said:
Was in the Sun............... yeah I know.............can imagine the source - can imagine the desperation - its just a ploy to try and put Real off is my guess.
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Or up the asking price.

I think he'll eventually go on a free, unless things drastically change at the Swamp. I personally think (hope) the Glazers will bleed that cash cow dry.
 
I can't see anyone paying what they're gonna want for De Gea. It will be insane money, and there are other options out there.

Plus, i think we're changing what people expect of a keeper, and you can already see others trying it out. De Gea is not that kind of keeper. Tethered to his line for 90 mins.......
 
babyape said:
I can't see anyone paying what they're gonna want for De Gea. It will be insane money, and there are other options out there.

Plus, i think we're changing what people expect of a keeper, and you can already see others trying it out. De Gea is not that kind of keeper. Tethered to his line for 90 mins.......
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TBF its hard to move with a bus parked in front of you.
 
babyape said:
I can't see anyone paying what they're gonna want for De Gea. It will be insane money, and there are other options out there.

Plus, i think we're changing what people expect of a keeper, and you can already see others trying it out. De Gea is not that kind of keeper. Tethered to his line for 90 mins.......
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He’s probably the best keeper in the world......
 
Hollywood money for a Hollywood keeper. I thought the money came last when the Swamp comes calling? The united shirt and all that.. Elbows will be banging on woody's door next demanding half a million, and considering he's been one of their better performers, I think he deserves it. Cheers Sanchez, ye greedy c@@t! :D
 
Tom_mcfc said:
Haha, we aren’t bitter though.
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He makes loads of mistakes. In the last month he's cost them goals against Chelsea, Liverpool, Palace and lastly hilariously against Seville. Cost Spain a goal vs Argentina.
He escapes nearly any criticism from our press.

He was only moaning the other day that he's not that appreciated outside of England. It's for good reason, he's got some very obvious flaws.

He's exceptional on his line, possibly the best. The rest, distribution is below average even for Spain. See their Euro's exit.

Crosses, he's frankly awful as he is coming off his line. See De Bruyne's first at the swamp last season.

I think Real have stuck with Navas since the fax machine fiasco as they've remained unconvinced by De Gea. United have been gash ever since, De Gea would have been an easy deal to do, why has it not been done?
 
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Chatting at work this morning about Saturday, and a mate said, "I hope you hammer them."

I told him that I think Pep will field a weakened side.

A rag nearby asked, "Getting your excuses in early?"

I responded, "So what’s your excuse for being 16 points behind us?"

No reply.
 
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