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Had a Utd fan I'd not seen for a while say 'yeah but you're not in the champions league final'. Hard to reply to that level of absolute stupidity. So I said me n you walk into a club, I point out the 4 fittest girls in there, I walk away with 2 of them, get the 3rds number and you're left watching 2 other dick heads chat up the 4th and go home to wank over an old video of your ex saved on a Nokia mobile.
You're Man Utd.

I think I like you.
 
Had a Utd fan I'd not seen for a while say 'yeah but you're not in the champions league final'. Hard to reply to that level of absolute stupidity. So I said me n you walk into a club, I point out the 4 fittest girls in there, I walk away with 2 of them, get the 3rds number and you're left watching 2 other dick heads chat up the 4th and go home to wank over an old video of your ex saved on a Nokia mobile.
You're Man Utd.
Poetry.
 
Had a Utd fan I'd not seen for a while say 'yeah but you're not in the champions league final'. Hard to reply to that level of absolute stupidity. So I said me n you walk into a club, I point out the 4 fittest girls in there, I walk away with 2 of them, get the 3rds number and you're left watching 2 other dick heads chat up the 4th and go home to wank over an old video of your ex saved on a Nokia mobile.
You're Man Utd.

Sorry but I filched this :)
 
Had a Utd fan I'd not seen for a while say 'yeah but you're not in the champions league final'. Hard to reply to that level of absolute stupidity. So I said me n you walk into a club, I point out the 4 fittest girls in there, I walk away with 2 of them, get the 3rds number and you're left watching 2 other dick heads chat up the 4th and go home to wank over an old video of your ex saved on a Nokia mobile.
You're Man Utd.

Deserves a sticky this @FantasyIreland

Bravo Jesus!
 
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