United thread 2018/19

[The Preacher]

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When I first saw this I thought they’d signed Adebayo Akinfenwa to partner Lumpkaku up front. Desperate times and all that.

 

[halfmist]

When he fell over in the Derby to get the penalty I thought .. look at the size of those shorts, he must have a + 60 waistline. Thank God he didn’t fall over the goalie, he would have squashed him.

 

[bluethrunthru]

We should swap Mangala for Bailly.

Watch Bailly become a ballon d 'or candidate and Mangala get crapper!

Better still watch a crap Mangala become their best player so they realise exactly how shit they have become

 

[domalino]

This is a delight of a thread. http://www.redcafe.net/threads/so-as-united-supporter-do-you-see-us-as-in-crisis-yet.443085/

By jove, I think they've got it.

If you want a funny redcafe thread...

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/offi...ead-closed-start-new-mourinho-threads.417983/

 

[The perfect fumble]

If you want a funny redcafe thread...

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/offi...ead-closed-start-new-mourinho-threads.417983/

Christ! That's not aged well.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Christ! That's not aged well.

I did like the claim that he would do better than Moyes and LvG - every stat you see puts him bang in the same ball park area as the pair of them - there has been zero improvement the only big difference is that ££££££££'s have been spent to achieve that mediocrity.

 

[rowarta]

If you want a funny redcafe thread...

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/offi...ead-closed-start-new-mourinho-threads.417983/

This made me laugh, dated June 2016
"I just read that 13 players are on their way out - Mata, Herrera, Depay, Schweinsteiger, Fellaini, Young, Carrick, Varela, Rojo, Romero, Darmian, Valencia, Shaw."

 

[domalino]

Christ! That's not aged well.

This is another old (2015) but hilarious story I came across earlier -

Peter Schmeichel fearful Pep Guardiola would damage Man Utd identity

"This is my biggest fear that someone like Pep Guardiola will become the next Manchester United manager,"

https://www.skysports.com/football/...l-pep-guardiola-would-damage-man-utd-identity

I wonder if it's still his biggest fear?

 

[1.618034]

If you want a funny redcafe thread...

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/offi...ead-closed-start-new-mourinho-threads.417983/

Haha

 

[bluethrunthru]

This made me laugh, dated June 2016
"I just read that 13 players are on their way out - Mata, Herrera, Depay, Schweinsteiger, Fellaini, Young, Carrick, Varela, Rojo, Romero, Darmian, Valencia, Shaw."

Sold? Or is there some terrible plague affecting the squad?