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Wonderful finish, Maureen is going to need a double decker for that.
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United thread 2018/19
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Wonderful finish, Maureen is going to need a double decker for that.
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Dortmund are a very good side Porto are the weakest by far so yeah either them or the dippers will get PortoSo; if I've got this right, they'll face one of Dortmund, Barca, Porto, PSG, Real or Bayern in the last 16. What odds they'll get Porto or Dortmund?
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They are truly abominable.
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If it wasn't for Phil Jones, we might have been drawn against Juventus. He's good for something at least.
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Come on Jose, get that team back to Blighty and start tomorrow practising the 'low block' tactics.
Go through every scenario - If they score early, keep it tight till the second half.
Remember Liverpool hate me and will be worried.
That atmosphere they go on about will be like a library.
Don't forget the golden rules;
1. Lukaku up top (at half way line). Everyone else between 18yd box and Lukaku (half way line).
2. Walk slowly to every throw in.
3. When arriving for throw in, put ball back down and point to full back, now walking even slower.
4. Ball thrower to encroach up the sideline until ref tells him to walk back to accurate throw location.
5. At goal kicks, the keeper to take the ball to the furthest side of the 6 yard box, before passing short to a defender still stood in the box. Re-take kick.
6. Stay on the ground after every tackle. Wait for referee to ask if you need the physio, tell him you're okay, you'll try and jog it off.
7. At no stage do we want a physio on. Player has to go off, temporarily putting the defence down to 10 men. (I had to get rid of a doctor once for not knowing that rule, the daughter of a wh.re)
8. Delay all free kicks and corners by pointing at nearest defender and tell the ref that he isn't 10 yards away.
9. Ensure before making substitutions that player coming off, locates himself as far away from the bench as possible.
10. When subbed player is walking slowly off, applaud away fans, shake hands with ref and anyone else in the near vicinity.
11. Players to rotate and take it in turns to kick Salah.
12. Ensure a minimum of 3 players complains to the referee after every Liverpool foul.
13. 15 minutes to go, we bring midget off and put Fellaini up top. Start launching Hail Mary's towards Fellaini and Lukaku
14. If you feel any contact, I mean any contact at all, all players must go to ground theatrically. You never know with these referee's.
15. Okay, good luck guys. Let's do it!
Go through every scenario - If they score early, keep it tight till the second half.
Remember Liverpool hate me and will be worried.
That atmosphere they go on about will be like a library.
Don't forget the golden rules;
1. Lukaku up top (at half way line). Everyone else between 18yd box and Lukaku (half way line).
2. Walk slowly to every throw in.
3. When arriving for throw in, put ball back down and point to full back, now walking even slower.
4. Ball thrower to encroach up the sideline until ref tells him to walk back to accurate throw location.
5. At goal kicks, the keeper to take the ball to the furthest side of the 6 yard box, before passing short to a defender still stood in the box. Re-take kick.
6. Stay on the ground after every tackle. Wait for referee to ask if you need the physio, tell him you're okay, you'll try and jog it off.
7. At no stage do we want a physio on. Player has to go off, temporarily putting the defence down to 10 men. (I had to get rid of a doctor once for not knowing that rule, the daughter of a wh.re)
8. Delay all free kicks and corners by pointing at nearest defender and tell the ref that he isn't 10 yards away.
9. Ensure before making substitutions that player coming off, locates himself as far away from the bench as possible.
10. When subbed player is walking slowly off, applaud away fans, shake hands with ref and anyone else in the near vicinity.
11. Players to rotate and take it in turns to kick Salah.
12. Ensure a minimum of 3 players complains to the referee after every Liverpool foul.
13. 15 minutes to go, we bring midget off and put Fellaini up top. Start launching Hail Mary's towards Fellaini and Lukaku
14. If you feel any contact, I mean any contact at all, all players must go to ground theatrically. You never know with these referee's.
15. Okay, good luck guys. Let's do it!
mrbelfry
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Future Saddest days of my life
1) David Silva retires
2) Phil Jones retires
3) My gran dies
1) David Silva retires
2) Phil Jones retires
3) My gran dies
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That's a cracking quote, to be fair!
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I'm still wondering how the rags have gotten through to the last 16 with 1 point from their matches against Valencia and CSKA have finished bottom of their group after getting 6 points from Real Madrid.
The CSKA results are a shocker. United will ptobably be beaten in next game in the knockouts. Still hope they scrape a draw v Liverpoo.
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