United thread 2018/19

[Indaparkside]

I won £500 waiting for Barca to beat the rags Even money they were to beat them fuckers::: Easy money

 

[SWPISHOME]

Watched the game last night, Listening to them twats on BT is tough going!!
"United were the better side"
"They're not sitting off Barcelona, They've the high press their giving this a real go"...

They didn't have a single shot on target ffs.
Nearly all last night it was 'Fair play giving the mighty Barcelona team a real game' bla bla bla
Never once mentioned they had a midfield cost of £150m on top of a £90m striker up front a £30m centre back and a £30m left back...
Anytime we play somebody they put up the "TEAM COSTS"....W*nkers.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Solksjaer called Rashford as Rashy in post match interview. They just like these girly nicknames, aren't they. It's '99 spirit.

They certainly do, you can just visualise their training sessions;
'Rashy, get it to Poggy, move yourself Poggy! Oh, for fucks sake, a bit quicker than that, you've let
Shaw-ey get to you. 'Youngy, cross it! Jonesy, don't use your face! Davey, try passing it out like that big flashy twat who
plays for City! Vicky, I want you out on the right, try to get past Marky, give it to Freddy, Oh, Christ Freddy! Can't you
control it like Andy?! Rommee, try turning in less than quarter of an hour! Lexy, why the fuck are you running around like
a scalded cat for no particular reason?
Oh, fuck this, I'm spewing this session, I need another word with Fergie.

 

[dadnlad]

can see a Steve Coppell situation arising very soon

 

[Sky Blue]

Wimbledon/Stoke/Burnley.....

 

[Stoned Rose]

Solksjaer called Rashford as Rashy in post match interview. They just like these girly nicknames, aren't they. It's '99 spirit.

He’s picked up an STD from Luke Shaw.

 

[citytilllidie]

I see its being reported that Sanchez now bitterly regrets signing for the rags and says he should have signed for us. Oddly enough our feelings are exactly the opposite !!

In other news they want to offload him "on the cheap" - only £50m !!! PMSL !!

Thought he got valued the same as Mkhtaryan when the swap was done.
Something more like £30m?

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Thought he got valued the same as Mkhtaryan when the swap was done.
Something more like £30m?

Something like that.

Or in 'squad value banter', nil, as they didn't actually pay anything for him.

 

[journolud]

Won't be long now till United fans are wearing the same bemused and sad looks as vote leavers, wailing the plaintive cry "it wasn't meant to be like this, they never told us, what was written on the bus... ole means ole, etc"

 

[Henkeman]

He’s picked up an STD from Luke Shaw.

Credit where it's due, that's the first accurate pass Shaw has played.