United thread 2018/19

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Planet Rock radio station news just now (Which is a syndicated newsfeed, not just this station's) ''Manchester united suffered a shock defeat at Barcelona''

Really?

Cos it should have been ten.

 

[Blue Til Death]

City will dry bum the rags, I understand the pessimism based on a long history but neither team has ever been as good as we are now... Their defence is tailor made for City, no way they can get anywhere near us ... On we go,

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

When the TV camera panned onto Baconface and crooked Gill last night it spoke volumes. The Rags are repeating all the mistakes they made in the post-Busby era. Busby hung around the club making it impossible for his successors. Every sycophantic press conference with patsy questions from apologists like Simon Stone and every single utterance from Ole about the glory days under Sir Alex is another nail in that club's coffin. Long may it last.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Reading this, I fear the wurst.....

As Ole is now known as the Norwegian paperboy, is he now a Bratwurst?

 

[HermanPant]

As Ole is now known as the Norwegian paperboy, is he now a Bratwurst?

cuh....I knew it wouldn't take schlong

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

The rags defence wouldn't get in the Cardiff team, as for Phil Jones, he's not even a footballer, hes a really big headless chicken that tackles with his face :-)

Chortle.

 

[citytill1die84]

We went a decade without a win when we were crap. We went 30 years without a win at OT.

Then funnily enough, since we got good, we win far more than we lose, home and away as funnily enough, talent is still the biggest factor.

Never said it wasnt the biggest factor did I? I said it still goes out the window on derby days. Ffs you make it sound like it's guaranteed, but it's fucking not. I've seen plenty of times up and down the years talent beaten by shit in derbies.

 

[KentBlue]

Even if we do win it won't be a goal fest, Pigmol will not have their precious rags embarrassed.

 

[bluethrunthru]

What an arsehole - Crass of 92 have been oustanding in the news in the last 24hrs

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-47961224

 

[Dubai Blue]

I've seen plenty of times up and down the years talent beaten by shit in derbies.

Yep, but then that's not restricted just to derbies, it's a general truism of football. Occasionally, shit teams beat good ones. We tend to think it happens more often in derbies, but I suspect it doesn't.