United thread 2018/19

[Scottish Cityzen]

The Face signed a new deal until 2023 in February. I for one hope he got a healthy payrise.

2023! If I was a Man Yoo fan i wouldn’t be able to sleep at night. Do they still think the Face will ‘come good’???? Mind boggles.

So him, Smallthing, Young, Bailey, Lindelhof, Fred, Mata, Sanchez - huge amounts of money tied up and utter shit. Shaw doing ok but still a top ten team lb at best.

Herrera bailing out, Pogba angling for a ticket to anyplace else.

Rashford, Tony, lingard good on their day but very erratic.

Big Rom is dreadful.

They are in a shambolically bad place that the paperboy is ill equipped to deal with.

I’m not sure that they have reached their nadir yet....

 

[Gray]

Rags team - De Gea ( best keeper in the world obvs )

Stiles .... Ferdinand....Buchan ......Chuckle ( either )

Best ........ Charlton....... Scholes

RVP....... Cantona...... Big Nose

I am not at all suggesting they live entirely in the past................De Gea is still current after all

Where is Mr. Posing where can I fit my next tattoo Beckham, is he on the bench?

 

[Luke The Blue]

'I don't know how many times I have to tell you....' Wow, he knows everything Fuck wit

He's an absolute sausage... he says we need to go out and sign a captain who can come straight in the United team and captain.....

Then next breath.... you need to earn the captains arm band... he talks like hes a manager.

I hate that fucker.

 

[TCIB]

Bilic is wrong regarding saying is Laporte etc better than the utd players, they are. They are a fair bit better and i say that objectively. He is right about the rest though.



Scholes is wrong as usual. The managers have not had total power at all.

 

[burning blue soul]

The real truth is that their players are not only shite, but all think they're brilliant and refuse to address their flaws, all their managers bar Maureen have been sub par and Maureen was mid nervous breakdown and the club's senior management are fucking useless.

Oh, their owners are leeches too.

They're fucked in a big way. They've got shitloads of problems and refuse to see them as it requires admitting there's nothing special or unique about their club.

Can you do me a favour and type that message out again, but using slightly different terminology and structure?

I enjoyed it so much first time round, I want to experience it again :)

 

[SWP's back]

Lets hope they play as bad as they did today, we could do with a bit of goalsto help the goal difference

Doubt it. Only we way we need Gd is if we lose one and they draw one.

 

[Neville Kneville]

Were they wounded today, by letting in 3 v Barca ?

Just so as I know.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Bilic is wrong regarding saying is Laporte etc better than the utd players, they are. They are a fair bit better and i say that objectively. He is right about the rest though.



Scholes is wrong as usual. The managers have not had total power at all.

Bilic makes Stuart Pearce seem like a tactical genius. The best quote is: "Lukaku...you can't buy better players than that."

 

[aguero93:20]

Were they wounded today, by letting in 3 v Barca ?

Just so as I know.

I think today will be filed under 'transition' with all the other humbling defeats. They'll be 'wounded animals' until kickoff on Wednesday, then after the final whistle they'll either have been 'unlucky', in 'transition' again or 'won't care' due to the title race scenario.

 

[TCIB]

Bilic makes Stuart Pearce seem like a tactical genius. The best quote is: "Lukaku...you can't buy better players than that."

Good point sir, yeah he had a few other "wtf" moments tbf.