United thread 2018/19

[Blue Maverick]

Does Andy Tate work in home bargains on the snipe?
I'm sure I saw him working in there today.
If it is, I need to find a way to get in 'Give it to Giggsy' to him next time I get dragged in by the wife

Yes he does

 

[The perfect fumble]

lets not forget they were runners up to Arsenal in the charity shield.

But they were close, as Robbie Savage said, had Maureen won the FA Cup he'd have been a more successful manager over two seasons than Pep has been with us.

Such fine margins in greatness.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

But they were close, as Robbie Savage said, had Maureen won the FA Cup he'd have been a more successful manager over two seasons than Pep has been with us.

Such fine margins in greatness.

robbie savage can eat his own ass

 

[Indaparkside]

But they were close, as Robbie Savage said, had Maureen won the FA Cup he'd have been a more successful manager over two seasons than Pep has been with us.

Such fine margins in greatness.

I hate this bastard, he fucking hates us since we got rid of his pal the I love myself shit footballer, even the great manager pep is he would struggle to make this twat a half decent player half witted fucker

 

[crazyg]

I hate this bastard, he fucking hates us since we got rid of his pal the I love myself shit footballer, even the great manager pep is he would struggle to make this twat a half decent player half witted fucker

Not quite true. If he had twice the brains he'd be a half wit.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Fellaini to announce his decision on the 1st July.

I can’t believe fellaini is a big wig at United, and so important to them that he feels the need to stamp the date.
Incredible!

 

[chaddblue]

A relative of mine works for someone who is a good friend of Alex Ferguson

I was told this weekend that contrary to reports that he’s making good progress in his recovery, apparently he’s in a pretty bad way

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

lets not forget they were runners up to Arsenal in the charity shield.

So if we add up all of those medals the squad got, how many 'pieces of silverware' did they 'win' then?

And surely, 'runner up' is also an official title, as it formally sets you above those who didn't even get that far, n'est-ce pas?

 

[manimanc]

Fellaini to announce his decision on the 1st July.

I can’t believe fellaini is a big wig at United, and so important to them that he feels the need to stamp the date.
Incredible!

The club as a whole is up it's own arse if you ask me, from mardarse fans to mardarse manager, they still think they are the nuts.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Fellaini to announce his decision on the 1st July.

I can’t believe fellaini is a big wig at United, and so important to them that he feels the need to stamp the date.
Incredible!

I hope he stays with them!