United thread 2018/19

[aguero93:20]

That's okay, Liew described Lukaku as looking like his "smooth and slippery best". He does write some twaddle.

Well, he has gone through an awful lot of lard.

 

[the talisman]

Just reading the match report in the Independant and they described Luke Shaw as "vivacious". FFS.

Predictive text, he meant voracious

 

[blueju]

Just reading the match report in the Independant and they described Luke Shaw as "vivacious". FFS.

Sure it wasn’t ‘voluptuous’?

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Just reading the match report in the Independant and they described Luke Shaw as "vivacious". FFS.

During the commentary, they mentioned Shaw was released by Chelsea because they felt he was "too small". Must have been their sumo team.

 

[aguero93:20]

During the commentary, they mentioned Shaw was released by Chelsea because they felt he was "too small". Must have been their sumo team.

Nah, they felt he was too short for his weight. Could have been a lot different if he'd been 9'6" though.

 

[BackofJeanette]

Just reading the match report in the Independant and they described Luke Shaw as "vivacious". FFS.

The last time I seen that word it was to describe a page 3 girl about 40 years ago, " Vivacious Vanya"



PS.... anybody got any pics of her!

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

He's fed up and eyeing an exit I'd say.

Not as fed up as fatty Shaw

 

[aguero93:20]

Not as fed up fatty Shaw

Fatty Shaw never feels fed.

 

[Blue Hefner]

During the commentary, they mentioned Shaw was released by Chelsea because they felt he was "too small". Must have been their sumo team.

Luke Shaw is 6ft. Which I find remarkable

 

[Gazza]

Luke Shaw is 6ft. Which I find remarkable

That's when he's laying down.