United thread 2018/19

[dickie davies]

Sorry! (No)
Ever decreasing points
Ole fools and wio’s
Timeflies
Ole foot in the grave
It ain’t half time, ole
Bye-De-bye
Ole! Ole!
Yes, Ferguson
Till relegation us do part
Ole’s Half season
Whatever happened to the 92 lads
The fall and rise of mediocrity
Love thy neighbour (lol)
Are you being shite?
Trying to keep up appearances
Last of the plastic whine
On the buses (repeat)
Old Trafford 1-6
Farther fergie
Absolutely featureless
The thick of it (repeat)
The wrong crowd
Not staying top
Weep show
Pathetic nights

Allo Allo
Lukaku would be the fallen Madonna with the big boobies

 

[KentBlue]

Lukaku would be the fallen Madonna with the big boobies

I'm in that episode. Right at the beginning when Renè speaks to the camera I'm sitting a table with a lady who played my wife! Good fun.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Sucks having a Liverpool thread ban when these twats are shite.

You should appeal and take it all the way to CAS, if needed! ;-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

The Glazers have just been Merked.

Does this mean we won't be seeing another edition of the..........ahem hilarious 'Rio's World Cup Wind Ups'?

 

[Blue Mist]

Sure Pep said not long ago that he could never manage another team in this country.

So he could manage the Rags then.

 

[DTeacher]

Speaking of rat boy - he will be absolutely gutted that Rio is getting the job he's been trying to get for 3 years.

Back to making BS excuses up about how he is FAR more concerned with his 'business ventures' than he is with football....I reckon you are correct, though.

 

[DTeacher]

So he could manage the Rags then.

Do elaborate. I know they are in Trafford, but still in ENGLAND?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

So the alpaca's not likely to win Golden Glove then?

I assumed he was still in the running for team of the year..........

 

[KCblue]

Really interested to see the players they sign this summer. If they miss out on top four then Pogba and De Gea will probably down tools and the only way they'd bring in any of the top available players is paying through the roof

 

[mat]

De Donut off to PSG.

He'll be hailed a world beater there as he will only be tested 10 games maximum a season.