United thread 2018/19

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

If you hate Man United post a post.

They maybe shite but that doesn't mean I hate them less.

A cat dies somewhere every day the page count is below the dips one.

That's the spirit......

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Gabriell Batistuta said he will crawl on his hands and knees to play there !

Well, why not, that's pretty much how their team plays there anyway.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Even the Africans aren’t too keen on the filthy rag bastards

Brilliant!

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Good to see they're getting their priorities in the right order.

Should read, 'The CRAP continues to perform ahead of expectations.'

 

[Ardwick Green Blue]

It's amazing how quickly they have become irrelevant to us.

I am aware they are still there but most of the time I have no idea who they are playing and don't bother checking their scores.

 

[sheepskin_tearaway]

It hit me yesterday the true scale of the sea change.

We have the former manager of Barcelona and Bayern Munich, a footballing soothsayer who has redefined the way the game is played. We’re one game away from a quadruple.

Rags have the former manager of Molde and Cardiff City, a footballing Gollum who has redefined how not to run a proper football club. They’re one game away from having to cancel their pre-season tour to trek out to some Eurasian backwater for the privilege of playing on the Europa League.

#notinmylifetime

 

[NeilYoungIsBack]

It's amazing how quickly they have become irrelevant to us.

I am aware they are still there but most of the time I have no idea who they are playing and don't bother checking their scores.

I do. Plenty of laughs to be had there recently !

 

[SPIDERBOY]

all these rag fuckers talk about now is City.......called in the pub after work yesterday,and all they are rambling about is City getting a 1 year ban from the CL.
One shouts over to me "They should do a Rangers and relegate you to the 3rd division"
they are all laughing waiting for my response.
i have a drink of my beer,looks at them and says "even if they did,we would still finish above you lot,32 points,let that sink in you rag ****s"

SILENCE.

 

[Impeccable One]

,............They’re one game away from having to cancel their pre-season tour to trek out to some Eurasian backwater for the privilege of playing on the Europa League.

#notinmylifetime

We don't want them knocked out of Europa league early as they'll then be able to focus on the PL .......






That could be the difference between pushing for 8th or battling relegation :)

 

[its a Barm]

so juventus and inter want sanchez ha ha thats going to cost the rags big time, karma is a woman.