United thread 2018/19

[bluealf]

Now we go live to our reporter Jim Bowen at Old Toilet to find out what Manure could have won.

 

[journolud]

Merson has just blown it by saying he'd suck Pogba off & rim Dembele, which the panel all agree with.

Great fun.

Are you sure that's what he said?

 

[jimharri]

Someone really ought to get over to Redcafe Towers, and keep those lads away from the cutlery drawer. We don't want them doing anything drastic.

 

[nmc]

I noticed as well, it was nauseating. The cheque will be in the post no doubt.

Fat Sam is positioning himself for the job when Jose melts down

 

[The Preacher]

Would love to be a fly on the wall when Mou and Woowoo are next in a room together.

 

[FantasyIreland]

United are next up for the Amazon treatment apparently,the fly on the wall series will simply be called 'nothing'

 

[mccity]

United are next up for the Amazon treatment apparently,the fly on the wall series will simply be called 'nothing'

Haha. But wouldn't that kind of documentary be incredible if Mourinho had a major meltdown? Not even Monty Python could generate that kind of humour value

 

[crazyg]

Haha. But wouldn't that kind of documentary be incredible if Mourinho had a major meltdown? Not even Monty Python could generate that kind of humour value

Are you saying that he's not the Messiah?

 

[mat]

Well if anyone sees him on a train to Nottingham,then the fucker really does want a good slap.

I'd he's on the train I'm working I'll have BTP kicking him for deviency.

 

[Easy]

Shocked they didn’t buy anyone haha. They won’t make top 4.

Fullbacks in their mid thirties. Unconvincing CBs. Multiple players not happy.

Not giving PEG money to spend clearly means they aren’t expecting him to last the season. Sacked by Christmas I say.