United thread 2018/19

[laughing gravy]

"the day man u***** died , rip u***** " lol

got to say everything he says is spot on... bwahahahaha

 

[blue by birth]

He's i'll...yeah poor fucker is mentally ill.
Fuck knows how the scum fans would cope if they went 30 years without a trophy.
Soft C.unts aren't they.

 

[The perfect fumble]

He's i'll...yeah poor fucker is mentally ill.
Fuck knows how the scum fans would cope if they went 30 years without a trophy.
Soft C.unts aren't they.

I have no sympathy for them, but I do understand it, a bit. If you try to get past their entitlement fever, their classless behaviour under Ferguson, their blood sucking owners, their mentally unstable manager, their tedious football, their precocious mercenary "stars", their media sycophants, their ghastly celebrity fans, their "we're buying "Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar, Bale" and their inevitable "we never wanted them anyway" bullshit...Then....Oh f**k it!...I can't get past it either.

 

[Impeccable One]

So does Felaini staying signal the end of the rags chasing Bale?

No, they want two high quality players for every position.

 

[crazyg]

No, they want two high quality players for every position.

So you mean that, whatever position Fellaini plays in, they will still need two more as cover?

 

[laughing gravy]

scum

 

[sirrmattmoo]

got to say everything he says is spot on... bwahahahaha

I like when he’s so angry he says jizz instead of gist

 

[jimharri]

Well; seeing as Foulaini is staying put (I wonder what he screwed out of them?), that means we're proper fucked ("like Ze Germans") for our title defence next season then. Pep will piss off, as will all our better players (probably to the Meccano Set), we'll get Pardew or BFS in and we'll end up fighting a relegation battle in 19/20. Fuck it. Still; last season was faintly enjoyable, wasn't it?

 

[BlueAnorak]

When United make signings like this, you know they're in trouble.

 

[jimharri]

I was kind of hoping we'd stick in a cheeky bid for him. Spanish isn't getting any younger, you know? And Fellaini is a ready made, like for like, replacement.