United thread 2018/19

[SebastianBlue]

Began as in they've invented it? Like football started in 1992?

They also apparently just invented Twitter.

United are really innovating like mad these days, ever since the the now universally applauded creation of the false fullback position.

 

[manimanc]

They also apparently just invented Twitter.

United are really innovating like mad these days, ever since the the now universally applauded creation of the false fullback position.

It wouldn't surprise me if they took credit for the long stretch of nice weather we just had.
They really are a bunch of needy ****s, fuckin worse than the Scouse victim club if you ask me.

 

[journolud]

They also apparently just invented Twitter.

United are really innovating like mad these days, ever since the the now universally applauded creation of the false fullback position.

How do they keep up with the dippers who have invented the false goalie position

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Began as in they've invented it? Like football started in 1992?

Well they are newly formed so does this they haven’t got any of this history millarkey they bang on about to keep the men’s team relevant as they are utter shite?

 

[MillionMilesAway]

The sports bulletin on BBC has a full promo piece of 3 minutes (out of 18 minutes) going through the squad and whether some will keep international places (so the ex-MU Neville is manager....)

Ludicrous coverage for a 2nd tier side.

 

[Owdman]

I reckon Pogba will go out of his way to show Jose his winners medal should France win on Sunday.

 

[SebastianBlue]

I reckon Pogba will go out of his way to show Jose his winners medal should France win on Sunday.

I reckon Mourinho will go out of his way to find an orifice to shove the medal into...

And Pogba will be off to Real, where they not only allow you to win medals, but also wear them around your neck.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Apparently they just began Women’s football.

Good on them.

Fits in with their fans who formed the Moston Rag Socks - they invented non league football and singing at games

 

[Rammyblues]

Dont forget they invented scum because their club and fans are full of it.

 

[aguero93:20]

Dont forget they invented scum because their club and fans are full of it.

They must have invented shit then too.