United thread 2018/19

[Rammy Blue]

Doesn’t sound very performance enhancing.

Lol

 

[Danamy]

Doesn’t sound very performance enhancing.

Like all drugs people have good and bad reactions to them

 

[chesterbells]

Luke Shaw also springs to mind, leanest and fittest player at Southampton before his move to the swamp, as soon as he signed he ballooned

Southampton’s most lean and fittest player? Are you sure?!

 

[Danamy]

Southampton’s most lean and fittest player? Are you sure?!

At the time he left the club, yeah

 

[Dax777]

We went to our granddaughter's birthday party this afternoon; theme was Halloween.

Some of the costumes were brilliant, but one lad came with his face painted and wearing a rag shirt.

I said to Mrs Vienna, "That’s not scary anymore".

Lol

 

[Pigeonho]

Nice touch re the trapped cave kids. Could be Southampton, Stoke, Arsenal - anyone. Nice touch and they looked like their dreams had come true which, during their ordeal, they would never have thought would happen.

 

[Nascent Blues]

Those images must have been enhanced surely?

Probably. He's fucking loads fatter than the second image suggests.

 

[FantasyIreland]

Nice touch re the trapped cave kids. Could be Southampton, Stoke, Arsenal - anyone. Nice touch and they looked like their dreams had come true which, during their ordeal, they would never have thought would happen.

Too obvious,pal

 

[Andy Conway]

Nice touch re the trapped cave kids. Could be Southampton, Stoke, Arsenal - anyone. Nice touch and they looked like their dreams had come true which, during their ordeal, they would never have thought would happen.

They know how to dive properly now. There is that.

 

[blueinsa]

Nice touch re the trapped cave kids. Could be Southampton, Stoke, Arsenal - anyone. Nice touch and they looked like their dreams had come true which, during their ordeal, they would never have thought would happen.

Fucking wum and you wonder why you get so much shit in here?