United thread 2018/19

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Of course it’s a pr stunt but bet those kids had a great day.

It would appear not

Lu Kee Wan: “the only thing deeper than that cave we were stuck in was Manchester’s defence"

Ner Lee Die: “we wanted the ground to open up and swallow us and I never thought I’d say that again"

Res Ku Mee: “We met José and told him that since the cave incident, we were all suffering from insomnia. It was very good of him to help us"

Tayk Mei Hom: “We didn’t like Fred. We’ve seen better control of balls in Bangkok"

Lay Dee Bouy: “We thought we’d seen the best divers in the world but that was until we’d seen Martial"

 

[Pigeonho]

When are you going to switch to another one of your wum accounts on here? I reckon you slipped pigeonho when you posted with your original monikor earlier as you save that one for the agenda threads.

Lol. Are we Frank too? Like the film Split?? ;-)

 

[Tom_mcfc]

When are you going to switch to another one of your wum accounts on here? I reckon you slipped pigeonho when you posted with your original monikor earlier as you save that one for the agenda threads.

Hahaha, oh no you have got me.

 

[Shirley]

Think the whole kids trapped in a cave needs a closer look,before anybody gets swept away by the utd pr machine..
I can remember reading months ago that the leader of the established top cave rescue company on the planet,with years of experience of the partc problem faced by the trapped party,had their offer of help turned down by the Thailand goverment..a wierd decision at the height of the crisis,the lads were apparently in grave danger,as reported by seemingly every media outlet in the world...but didnt require expert help..

Just looking back at the deeply unpopular Thai goverments spectacular deception in forcing thousands of bemused 'leicester fans' out on the streets to welcome their teams visit after they had a avoided relegation a few years back,and then again 12 months later when they had won the league by 10 pts(lol)
and then considering the powerful media control exhibited by both utd and leicester football clubs in both this country and Thailand,forgive me for being just a touch cynical about events..

I think you maybe referring to Elon Musk and his submarine which was rejected because it was no more than a publicity stunt.

 

[bakerdave76]

Usain Bolt ran the 100m in less time than it took Paul Pogba to 'run up' for his penalty.

 

[waspish]

Don’t. You’ll get chastised. RAG!!!!!

Won’t bother me am not a soft arse:))

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Usain Bolt ran the 100m in less time than it took Paul Pogba to 'run up' for his penalty.

Every fucking thing that daft twat Pogba does is a " look at me " episode.

More like a fucking circus act than a real footballer.

At the right club for it mind .

 

[Tom_mcfc]

Every fucking thing that daft twat Pogba does is a " look at me " episode.

More like a fucking circus act than a real footballer.

At the right club for it mind .

Just a shame he scored the rebound and they won the game. Would have looked a bigger tit had he of cost them. Surprised Jose defended it too.

 

[crazyg]

Won’t bother me am not a soft arse:))

After years of buttock clenching watching us, no one can accuse City fans of being soft arses.

 

[Shirley]

Just a shame he scored the rebound and they won the game. Would have looked a bigger tit had he of cost them. Surprised Jose defended it too.

Hose B surely, oh I forgot you're an adult.