United thread 2018/19

[Daz_Blue]

Old Trafford last Wednesday Night

 

[aguero93:20]

If it’s Luke Shaw least he can go to Eastlands Asda and get a big food shop in.

You don't think Shaw actually deep fries his own food, do you? How would he have time to eat it all if he had to cook it?

 

[aguero93:20]

An Arsenal win in the early game tomorrow & a loss to Chelsea will virtually end any CL hopes.

They'll be 5 points behind Arsenal & 6 behind Chelsea...

Even if they get a draw it'll still be very hard for them.

Just thought I'd put that cheery thought up.

Unfortunately I think a Leicester win over the Arse and a draw at the swamp are the more likely results. Arse have been useless on the road recently and Chelsea will be fairly happy with a draw if Arsenal lose knowing it leaves them 3 points ahead of the scum with a superior goal difference and 2 ahead of the arse, with less tricky fixtures than either and the back door of the EL.

 

[lazerblue]

A rich mug is still a mug.

The real mug is the guy who gave him the contract

 

[jimharri]

Top walker, that guy.

No, that's not a typo.

Though it could be interpreted as one!

 

[journolud]

Top walker, that guy.

No, that's not a typo.

Though it could be interpreted as one!

What could the 4% other possibly be? Dabbing maybe?

 

[Machiavelli]

What could the 4% other possibly be? Dabbing maybe?

Sitting on his arse banging the floor with his hands when he has the ball taken off him.

 

[FantasyIreland]

The real mug is the guy who gave him the contract

He's played a blinder - paying peanuts,a public face while others pull the real strings,and he got the fans off his back by giving them what they demanded - OGS ticked every box.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Top walker, that guy.

No, that's not a typo.

Though it could be interpreted as one!

Quite damning stats for a PFA team of the year member

 

[jimharri]

What could the 4% other possibly be? Dabbing maybe?

Getting his hair cut?

 

[aguero93:20]

Top walker, that guy.

No, that's not a typo.

Though it could be interpreted as one!

What the fuck is other? Walking on his hands? Whatever it is, he spends more time doing it then he does running. Dabbing maybe?

 

[goalmole]

Old Trafford last Wednesday Night

I was waiting for the tactical foul.
Somebody isn't coaching these kids properly.

 

[lazerblue]

He's played a blinder - paying peanuts,a public face while others pull the real strings,and he got the fans off his back by giving them what they demanded - OGS ticked every box.

The only box he ticked was "will the fans be happy". Then he fell for the hype and gave the fucker a 3yr contract and he's gonna have to start all over again after paying off his 4th fuck up, yes he's a genius, to us blues anyway, long may his incompetence continue

 

[kaz7]

Top walker, that guy.

No, that's not a typo.

Though it could be interpreted as one!

Haha,that get's you into the team of the year? what a farce

 

[Blue Mist]

Haha,that get's you into the team of the year? what a farce

and yet no one seems to question the legitimacy of him getting voted in by his fellow professionals. It does not add up to me.

 

[Zubrman]

Top walker, that guy.

No, that's not a typo.

Though it could be interpreted as one!

Whereas our Kyle Walker probably has the smallest percentage walking!

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Top walker, that guy.

No, that's not a typo.

Though it could be interpreted as one!

I take it 'other' is a euphemism for 'opening his bowels'

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Getting his hair cut?

My first thought as well......

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

What the fuck is other? Walking on his hands? Whatever it is, he spends more time doing it then he does running. Dabbing maybe?

Rolling round on the floor at a guess.

 

[mixer]

Rolling round on the floor at a guess.

The other is his ridiculous dancing