United thread 2018/19

[Gaylord du Bois]

Their bus arrived early but due to habit they took 90 minutes to park it.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Valencia are currently sitting in 14th place in La Liga too.

 

[deano ou812]

I fancy Newcastle to get something on Saturday....

 

[jimharri]

 

[yankblue]

They are so unbelievably terrible and boring I worry they are setting the sport back 30 years.

 

[inchy14]

Rio trying to find positives out of that!! They’re shite, just admit it.

 

[manimanc]

Booing at full time.
Classy.

 

[davek1808]

Bt trying to polish the turd that is the rags! Good luck you sycophantic twats.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEMPTYSEATSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPLANEBANNERSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMight as well be Celtic00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!!!

What a wordsmith.......

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Bt trying to polish the turd that is the rags! Good luck you sycophantic twats.

Turned straight off at final whistle, my sides were aching too much. The aftermatch inquest would've killed me.

 

[inchy14]

They really treat their fans as fucking idiots, we know they are but that’s not the point.

They believe that they played well ffs, they’re awful.

 

[blueincy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KZSP43mfs8w06DviTC

 

[citytilllidie]

Don't think Smalling realised that journalist was probing and taking the piss

 

[sir baconface]

Didn't watch the shithouses but assume it was another shitfest.

 

[Vienna_70]

I fancy Newcastle to get something on Saturday....

I think I’ll watch some grass dry.

Or some paint grow.

 

[ancoats]

this sums up why united and the bbc pundits are light years behind in football

21:56
'Put the ball in the box'
Man Utd 0-0 Valencia

Dion Dublin

Ex-Man Utd striker on BBC Radio 5 Live

You’ve got to give your centre forward more chances to score goals. Give Romelu Lukaku more opportunities, put the ball in the box and he will put the ball in the net.

HE'S BEHIND YOU,OH NO HE NOT, OH YES HE IS, CHANCE MISSED AGAIN, pantomime season at united and the bbc sport centre

 

[NZBlue]

I fancy Newcastle to get something on Saturday....

In which maybe Jose will get something shortly afterwards

 

[deano ou812]

In which maybe Jose will get something shortly afterwards

Yeah a rope..

 

[dickie davies]

Didn't watch the shithouses but assume it was another shitfest.

See the video posted as an example

 

[babyape]

Fans and some pundits saying at least the effort was there tonight!!!

Really, I’ve never seen footballers walk so much. No chasing back, zero press. No movement when they have the ball. If thats effort, they’re utterly f*cked