United thread 2018/19

[BlueRockape]

Fans and some pundits saying at least the effort was there tonight!!!

Really, I’ve never seen footballers walk so much. No chasing back, zero press. No movement when they have the ball. If thats effort, they’re utterly f*cked

My rag mate plays walking football. He says his team moves quicker

 

[jimharri]

 

[old blue]

Don't think Smalling realised that journalist was probing and taking the piss

Smalling will be alright Haribo have offered him an advert.

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

 

[The perfect fumble]

Sadcafe is all doom and gloom tonight....

Can't take the football anymore. Football that makes you want to self-harm.

Why are there people still supporting him? How can anyone watch us and think he is the right man.

Get out ffs. I think I dislike him almost as much as his players do.

Someone just put him out of his misery. He's not a United manager, and he never was. I was mistaken when we signed him.

Get him out. It’s over.

His position is untenable. The entire squad to a man looks shot on confidence.

The football being served up is disgraceful. That's his fault. Nobody else's.

Please just leave our club.

He has to go now, it's as bad as Moyes.

It's a slow dragging undignified death.

Sorry guys but he's going nowhere until top 4 is impossible! Woodwood can't give him a massive pay off by sacking him early as he'd look stupid after the contract extension! Wake me up in May... I'm done watching these parasites!

And on and on and on....

 

[somethingelse]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KZSP43mfs8w06DviTC

lol,Lukapoop has the moves

 

[Uptop]

Few more players thrown under the bus

 

[bluemonkey71]

Anyone feel sorry for them?



Thought not. Carry on as you were.

 

[deano ou812]

Anyone feel sorry for them?



Thought not. Carry on as you were.

Not in my lifetime ;-)

 

[mackenzie]

Few more players thrown under the bus

I actually read that the first time as " they raised the level of their inanity..."

 

[goater555]

 

[Vienna_70]

Few more players thrown under the bus

1. Whose fault is that?

2. Since when has a PEG team ever played out from the back?

 

[deano ou812]

1. Whose fault is that?

2. Since when has a PEG team ever played out from the back?

Think he meant hoofing it out from the back ...

 

[buckshot]

If he was playing against City he'd have won a free kick

 

[kippaxwarrior]

 

[cleavers]

Me and the missus fell about laughing at that, thanks for sharing.

 

[worsleyweb]

The good news is I can see this getting worse.

They owe 200 million plus on players installments.

The ground needs 100 million spending on it.

I took a united fan in tunnel club last week against Lyon who has corporate at the swamp. First thing he said was we are being left behind off the pitch as well as on it. Light years apart.

They will have to pay maureeen a huge pay off, no one would pay Pogba for his package.

Anyway a controversial one! I would take Luke Shaw on a free. Pep could make a player of him.

I honestly see a trophy less season from them and a huge rebuild is required. The club oozes negativity.

 

[Abattoir Blue]

He just basically said in the press conferences that the united team is bang average and it was a miracle that they finished 2nd last year. Presumably the miracle being his management.

 

[Vienna_70]

He just basically said in the press conferences that the united team is bang average and it was a miracle that they finished last year. Presumably the miracle being his management.

Did he elaborate as to why the team is bang average?

No, I thought not.

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

PEG is a fucking genius. Long may it continue.