United thread 2018/19

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KentBlue said:
The rags see things that way because they are told to. Their Ministry of Truth forbids them to think for themselves and the propaganda is being ably assisted by a complicit media.
If they are told Sanchez only earns £150 per week, then that is what Sanchez earns. If they are told that Phil Jones is the single greatest defender in the history of professional football, then that's exactly what he is.
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Even rags aren't that fucking thick!
 
Vienna_70 said:
Even rags aren't that fucking thick!
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Your honor ... I would like to submit this photograph as exhibit A

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KentBlue said:
Years ago I asked one 'diehard' rag, if George Best was so good why wasn't he ever capped by England. He said it's because the English FA didn't like Utd players!
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That reminds me of a story I read on here.

A rag asked a Bluemooner, if Shaun Goater is so good, how come he only plays for Bermuda?

Now, that IS thick.
 
My money is on Didier Deschamps 16/1
He's won the world cup with France, job done, and as a result has commercial pull in sponsorland.
Mr Noodle and Mr Poppadom probably never heard of Potch but have heard of Didier because he won the world cup.
Maybe he could be tempted to get the contract with the "biggest pay-off for getting sacked" clause in football.
Most likely manager to get the best from Pogba and Martial - PEG's treatment of these two and inability to get a performance hitting their sell-on value.
Not to mention the cash drain that is called Sanchez.
It's all about getting the best from the assets in moneyland.
 
Simon Stone the utter twat was on 5 live this afternoon saying it’s a massive game and it’s going to be so tough for the rags as the bar codes give nothing away :-) they must have given plenty away being bottom of the league, excuses coming out very early from this utter fuckbag...!
 
I thought Newcastle played ok against us.

Won’t be easy for the rags this.

I think it will be a draw.
 
Yep. A draw for me, too. It looks as though Benitez is looking for a way out, probably had enough of Ashley so I don't think he'll be too concerned one way or the other. As for Peg, we all know the situation with that cnut.

It'll probably be the biggest bore draw ever witnessed in the Premier League.
 
Cundy laying into Jose on drivetime. Apparently he called today’s press conference for 8am - and it lasted 3 minutes. He (cundy) said this is what he did during his last days at Chelsea, abusing the last bit of power the had left. Stopped short of calling him a twat, and only the airwaves put a halt to that.
 
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