United thread 2018/19

[manchester blue]

You can call it 5 if you include the family man as care taker. Might be six if they give Jose the axe and stick Nicky Butt in charge till they get the next man in.

They always quoted our caretakers when highlighting how many we had during AF’s reign.

 

[its grim up north]

If you've watched it, you can't help but feel sorry for him. He looked under extraordinary pressure. It's not an image that you would want portrayed to the world.

Good one! You'll catch a few with that.

 

[KentBlue]

If you've watched it, you can't help but feel sorry for him. He looked under extraordinary pressure. It's not an image that you would want portrayed to the world.

Not...a...fucking...chance!!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

It's a measure of the mess they're in that sacking Moyes now looks a terrible decision.

Lol.

Not as terrible as the decision to hire him.

 

[Henkeman]

Not as terrible as the decision to hire him.

Exactly.

 

[KentBlue]

They not only hired Gollum but they proclaimed him 'The Chosen One'. Just take a few minutes to think about that.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

They not only hired Gollum but they proclaimed him 'The Chosen One'. Just take a few minutes to think about that.

By hiring him they are technically correct!

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Just imagine, they slip down the league and by Christmas Mourinho is given more time.
Then, mid February, they're 16th, and desperation has well and truly set in, so they then do what
many other struggling PL teams have done, they hire Fat Sam to keep them up.
The Holly and Phil-like Gifs will become a blizzard and the hilarity and ridicule will send them up the fucking wall.
Just imagine...

 

[manimanc]

 

[waspish]

All he has to do is get them top 4 surely he can do that! That’s all the owners want there a trophy or two is a bonus for them.

 

[sheepskin_tearaway]

They’ll win today with something to spare. Which is great tbh.

Pogba is due a good game after 5 or 6 shockers. Lukaku due a goal. The media will fawn over the pair of them, conclude that maybe PEG has a point after all, and it’ll buy him another month.

 

[cucumberman]

I hope they get relegated

 

[oakiecokie]

They’ll win today with something to spare. Which is great tbh.

Pogba is due a good game after 5 or 6 shockers. Lukaku due a goal. The media will fawn over the pair of them, conclude that maybe PEG has a point after all, and it’ll buy him another month.

I agree with you.I can see at least a 3-0 win and to be honest I`ll be happy with that.The media will be happy,Jose will be happy,the fans will be happy,the Board will be happy,but most of all City fans will be exuberant.
C`mon you Reds !!

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Fucking hell, imagine going into work, abusing everyone, publicly fighting with your co-workers, doing a shit job and making the company a laughing Stock and getting a £30mil pay off in return.

Football really is a world of its own

Not to mention during stints at his prev clubs where he verbally abused and insulted a female member of staff,blamed his players for his own inadequacy, got rid of KDB as he didnt rate him..and..marched off down thd tunnel arrogantly with 5 mins still to go cos chelsea were comfortably winning and he,d seen enough...a classy dismissal awaits a classy manager.
Karma.

 

[urban genie]

Let the meltdown continue it brings out the lunatics that follow them

 

[Henkeman]

I hope they get relegated

To which division?

 

[city saint]

Let the meltdown continue it brings out the lunatics that follow them

Must have missed Danilo being sold

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Let the meltdown continue it brings out the lunatics that follow them

None of that makes any sense!

 

[sir baconface]

Despite his own star-spangled record as a manager, I beg to differ with Rattus.

Who has the right? Those who control the purse strings and don’t want to piss more down the grid. That’s who.

 

[manimanc]

None of that makes any sense!

Of course it doesn't because it's from a utd fan. A bitter utd fan.