United thread 2018/19

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

You chose the right button in the pissed or not pissed option.

Said it wasn't necessary, it'll sound the same.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Said it wasn't necessary, it'll sound the same.

Actual lol. Cheers.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Yesterday SSN showed the stats on the PL teams with the fewest clean sheets this season. Bottom of the pile were the rags with 2 (yes, 2). Even Huddersfield have managed 3.

Considering how utterly Inept their defence is, I'm surprised they managed any....!

 

[squirtyflower]

Just heard Mitten and Ogden on a podcast discussing the rags putting in an offer to Pep. Apparently they think he would be up for a challenge with a big club if enough money was offered, Ogden also claimed most City players would be glad to see Pep leave because of the pressure he puts them under.

Clearly do not understand the meaning of irony

 

[bluesmith]

Yesterday SSN showed the stats on the PL teams with the fewest clean sheets this season. Bottom of the pile were the rags with 2 (yes, 2). Even Huddersfield have managed 3.

They've had 7 clean sheets this season. Still not very good.

 

[Henkeman]

He looks like Arseface from Preacher in that photo.

 

[bluefandk]

I really hope the stories about Wio as directory of football are true, that would fuck them for at least a decade.

 

[Impeccable One]

Red and horizontal black stripes add 20lbs to the camera .







Add that to the 29lbs he's eaten and he's a fat fucker !

 

[laserblue]

They've had 7 clean sheets this season. Still not very good.

So they have. The Mail are running the same story and it's HOME clean sheets they're talking about. Rags 2 (Palace & Liverpool both 0-0) which is the lowest while Huddersfield are next with 3. My oversight but it's still a dreadful record either way.

 

[cityontheup]

Red Dwarf

Arrested Development

Mary Brown's Boys

The Thick of It

One Foot In The Grave

What Ever Happened To...?

The Rag Trade

Drop The Red Donkeys

Men Playing Badly

Keeping Up Appearances

Agony

Agony Again

Got to be Men v Food......and food won \!!

 

[Rochdale Blue]

No fucking way they have discussed the possibility of Pep joining United.

Not the club but those two were discussing if the rags should go in for him. It's on the latest UWS podcast, if your ears can bear it.

 

[aguero93:20]

Got to be Men v Food......and food won \!!

No it bloody didn't, most of the challenges on that show are nothing but light snacks to Shaw or Lukaku.

 

[schfc6]

Considering how utterly Inept their defence is, I'm surprised they managed any....!

One of those was against the best attacking side in Europe.

 

[jacko74]

I really hope the stories about Wio as directory of football are true, that would fuck them for at least a decade.

Very clever move by Woodward. Allows him and the ginger beards to keep milking the club dry whilst any criticism of further failure in the transfer market and on the field will have to be directed at a thick, unqualified patsy (who just happens to be another nited ''legend'' so the fans will be loath to criticise him)

 

[TCIB]

That is weird. Even if he is a sub at least do a few keepy uppies or something. That looks like a man who doesn't give a shit anymore, not that i can recall a time he did give a shit. 55m was it he ended up costing them? rinsed!

Just heard Mitten and Ogden on a podcast discussing the rags putting in an offer to Pep. Apparently they think he would be up for a challenge with a big club if enough money was offered, Ogden also claimed most City players would be glad to see Pep leave because of the pressure he puts them under.

Ogden flatout said he wanted Liverpool to win ahead of us last week. That is fine because i can at least mark him down as someone who is not impartial. It feels unprofessional but that is his problem. If he is not working for MUTV currently i think he will be soon.

 

[Tracking back]

Red and horizontal black stripes add 20lbs to the camera .







Add that to the 29lbs he's eaten and he's a fat fucker !

That is so fu#king wrong!

He looks like he retired about four years ago and has been running a transport cafe.

How the commentary team on Sly Sports during match day can ignore the shape he's in is beyond me.

What's more telling in the broader sense (if you'll pardon the pun) is him and fatty Shaw illustrates the absolute lack of discipline over at the theatre of ice creams!

 

[Jordie]

That is so fu#king wrong!

He looks like he retired about four years ago and has been running a transport cafe.

How the commentary team on Sly Sports during match day can ignore the shape he's in is beyond me.

What's more telling in the broader sense (if you'll pardon the pun) is him and fatty Shaw illustrates the absolute lack of discipline over at the theatre of ice creams!

It's great isn't it ;-)

 

[cityontheup]

'Former Man Utd player John O'Shea to retire at end of season'....ffs he left there years ago !! why not Sunderland player John O'Shea ??....he was a useless c**t anyway

 

[KentBlue]

Finally got around to watching MotD2 last night...Lukaku and Shaw, like a pair of Sumo wrestlers!

All joking aside, what the fuck has happened to them? They are supposedly two professional athletes at the peak of their careers, and yet they truly do both look like Sunday morning pub players. Who is in charge of the rags' medical team, Zippy and Bungle?

 

[Andrew___K]