United thread 2019/20

[deegee33]

Not wishing to appear to be pedantic but it is actually a proven figure of 695 million which means 1 in every 11 people in the world are utd fans.
https://www.nissin.com/en_jp/news/3551

Another fact; 1 of every 11 people in the world is illiterate. Same petri dish, or different amoebas?

 

[Oystercatcher28]

Not wishing to appear to be pedantic but it is actually a proven figure of 695 million which means 1 in every 11 people in the world are utd fans.
https://www.nissin.com/en_jp/news/3551

50% of all unborn children are 33% more likely to wear a Utd jersey for 20% of their Saturday evenings and 1/12 will live under a rock, and around 4 of them will suffer abuse at the hands of 79% of all Mancunians.

 

[Mike Cledford]

Not wishing to appear to be pedantic but it is actually a proven figure of 695 million which means 1 in every 11 people in the world are utd fans.
https://www.nissin.com/en_jp/news/3551

I am not very good at maths but l am very good at recognising a load of old rag bollocks when l see it

 

[Asa's left peg]

Sorry to burst your bubble, guys, but there is an actual list of the 659m. It's in alphabetical order, not nationality, so I've picked out a few on the list.

Custis N
Gill D
Southgate G
Tyler M
Ceferin A
Nugent S
Keegan M
Roan D
Hucknall M
Turner R - that one was a suprise!

 

[waspish]

Not wishing to appear to be pedantic but it is actually a proven figure of 695 million which means 1 in every 11 people in the world are utd fans.
https://www.nissin.com/en_jp/news/3551

Do you know the questions they asked to get that figure?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Do you know the questions they asked to get that figure?

I would guess something along the lines of "Have you heard of mu" answer yes you are put down as a fan

 

[waspish]

I would guess something along the lines of "Have you heard of mu"

Or do you watch football/soccer if Answer is yes do watch games when rags play?! City could do one and get similar results maybe 400m its a marketing bullshit to get them more money for sponsors.

 

[laserblue]

Or do you watch football/soccer if Answer is yes do watch games when rags play?! City could do one and get similar results maybe 400m its a marketing bullshit to get them more money for sponsors.

Not only that but the marketing company's bullshit results described the 659 million (more recently one billion) they extrapolated out of their sample responses as 'followers'. As soon as scum central got hold of the numbers they changed 'followers' to 'fans'. You couldn't make it up. But they did.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Do you know the questions they asked to get that figure?

I think the question was - Have you ever seen Ushited play?

 

[davek1808]

Not only that but the marketing company's bullshit results desctribed the 659 million (more recently one billion) they extrapolated out of their sample responses as 'followers'. As soon as scum central got hold of the numbers they changed 'followers' to 'fans'. You couldn't make it up. But they did.

If the scum would of been in charge of the nazi propaganda in world war 2 they'd have come out of the war with At least a draw.