United thread 2019/20

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The default position of rags when Blues demonstrate that they actually know far more about their own club's history than they do is that we're obsessed instead of realising that it they who are woefully ignorant.

That’s like losing a pub quiz and complaining that the team that won it are obsessed with general knowledge!

Happy to be called that, because it suitably proves my point.

 

[mccity]

Ha! Imagine waking up on Christmas knowing that no amount of presents and family fun can ever take away the fact that you're a Man United fan, and that Ole is drunk at the wheel.


I almost sympathise. Almost.

 

[Blue Mist]

Ha! Imagine waking up on Christmas knowing that no amount of presents and family fun can ever take away the fact that you're a Man United fan, and that Ole is drunk at the wheel.


I almost sympathise. Almost.

Or imagine waking up on Christmas day and realising Santa has brought you a rag shirt...……………… With Jones written on the back.

 

[Asa's left peg]

Or imagine waking up on Christmas day and realising Santa has brought you a rag shirt...……………… With Jones written on the back.

That's just heartless- where's your xmas spirit?

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

"Pogba is the best all round midfielder in the world".

Sounds like Ole has been at the mulled wine a little early this festive season.

"All round midfielder". Well zero is a round number and is exactly what he contributes to them.

 

[yerwot?]

‘Always’ and ‘never’ are words I like to pounce upon whenever I can be arsed engaging with these fuckwits. United fans’ lack of knowledge about their own club is usually pitiful. I’ve only met a handful of non-matchgoing united fans whose knowledge of their club’s history compares with mine, a fucking City fan ffs! The key is moving the debate into their zone of discomfort i.e. pre-1992.

Frequently the source of great entertainment, especially as I revel so much in being a fucking know-all.

always and never.....toxic words that have ended many a debate....and relationships ....

 

[yerwot?]

pogba, body of an athlete...heart of a mouse, in an all-conquering team of years ago he would get by, today he's just a f'kin expensive novelty. Andy Morrison would be more use even today...

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Saw a fat **** this morning, dressed in red and eating a shit-load of mince pies. I was just about to shout 'Merry Christmas, Santa' when I noticed it was Luke Shaw.

 

[Oystercatcher28]

I hope Pogba stays. I'm really worried if he goes. It'll be like a new signing for them.

 

[JASR]

It’s ok. They are top of the league... the last decade’s Boxing Day matches league!?!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50824612

The surprising thing about that article was the lack of anything Liverpool related.
The Unsurprising thing about that article was the lack of anything City related.