United thread 2019/20

[ScottSinclair]

You are being wildly optimistic. Pep is a man of principal and won't drop him as long as there is a hole in my arse.

Any chance you can get your hole removed by the time the semi-finals comes around mate?

 

[mat]

I wonder if Pep will have a plan vs them in Carabao. Letting them go to the final over 2 games is criminal if happens.

The plan is 7-0 at home and 5-0 at theres

;)

 

[mat]

Hopefully Bravo getting the Sheff United and Port Vale games might tempt Guardiola into playing Ederson against United, or am I being wildly optimistic?!

He's got form.

Quiet rightly put Eddie in for the final last season.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Haaland signs for Borussia Dortmund.....
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/50940894
Presumably Unired 'didnt want him anyway..."

 

[Bluekiwi]

You are being wildly optimistic. Pep is a man of principal and won't drop him as long as there is a hole in my arse.

Send me your address and I'll send you some 'filla.

 

[doobyedoobye]

Haaland signs for Borussia Dortmund.....
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/50940894
Presumably Unired 'didnt want him anyway..."

REVEALED: Manchester United pulled out of deal to sign Erling Haaland after refusing to give agent Mino Raiola and father Alf Inge Haaland a significant share of his future transfer value.............

 

[RadcliffeRick]

REVEALED: Manchester United pulled out of deal to sign Erling Haaland after refusing to give agent Mino Raiola and father Alf Inge Haaland a significant share of his future transfer value.............

So the snubbed got the snub in first?

 

[waspish]

So the scum are ok when they suck up to these agents and get the players but when they miss out on one they cry and moan about not paying these agents fees and contract deals.

 

[hertsblue]

Independant reports: Manchester United made the biggest contract offer to Erling Braut Haaland but the Norway striker, 19, chose to sign with Borussia Dortmund to continue his development

Snubbed so their PR team backed up by the arse licking BBC reports otherwise

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Independant reports: Manchester United made the biggest contract offer to Erling Braut Haaland but the Norway striker, 19, chose to sign with Borussia Dortmund to continue his development

Snubbed so their PR team backed up by the arse licking BBC reports otherwise

You mean even with blue dad he didn't grow up under a giggsy duvet and begged to play for free?