United thread 2019/20

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Nightmare on Elm Street.

Take a tip from an expert. Never, ever explain your puns.

 

[SebastianBlue]

And they call this ground the " Theatre of Dreams"...hahaha!!!!!!. A new and more accurate name is definitely needed...answers on a postcard please.

Theatre of Memes

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Theatre of 8th.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

If Lingard is the answer then what's the question?

What is Herpes?

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Edited as I think you're still being too generous ;)

And that’s aimed at Abu Hamza.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

The face is morphing into Colin Wanker

Colin was on talkshite today. He was actually saying Pep is the best manager that’s ever been. Even more than klopp. He said Klopp may become Asia’s gifted as Pep but Pep has done more for changing the game etc.

TalkShite were proper sticking it to the rags today, for most of the day.

 

[half & half derby scarf]

GPC was so annoyed that at half-time he went to his office and got pissed instead of mingling. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport...ir-alex-fergusons-furious-manchester-21242788

 

[Bluekiwi]

And they call this ground the " Theatre of Dreams"...hahaha!!!!!!. A new and more accurate name is definitely needed...answers on a postcard please.

Clownland

 

[trotsky]

Many will flock to Cotons defence. Grade a wanker that man

When he was at City he got me tickets for a derby at OT. Let on to me in the ground (not great as tickets were in United's main stand). Also always let on and chatted when our paths crossed (usually in boozers tbf) seemed genuinely more interested in my military career. So, as usual , people's opinion on someone will vary ... I'm not 'flocking to his defence ' but just stating the fella ain't all bad even if I don't like the company he seems to now keep ;-)

 

[deegee33]

Take a tip from an expert. Never, ever explain your puns.

8th