United thread 2019/20

[Bill the Blue]

It’s a very versatile word.

It sure is..!

 

[mexico1970]

Ashley Young: Manchester United defender rejects one-year contract extension

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/51057084

 

[journolud]

I noticed that this will be my 1000th post on here..

Bit special for me, so which thread to post it in?

The Dipper thread?..

The VAR thread?..

SOO thread?..

No, its the Rags thread for me..!

Just a few things I want to get off my chest before bed..!

1. Appointed a guy so far out of his depth, Greenpeace have had to launch Boaty McBoatface into the Mariana Trench to try and rescue him..!

2. Their most expensive signing is that desperate not to play for them he's had his leg sawn off and re-stitched back on so is out until the summer transfer window..!

3. Biggest club in the widest world but cannot sell out a cup semi final against their local rivals..!

4. Ex manager and players perched in the stand like the vulture scene from Dumbo, picking over the dying rags carcass..!

5. Players and managers, long moved on by the club, still on the payroll to the tune of several million pounds per week..!

6. Since the Dabber has obviously called it a day, their only other so called World star, the doughnut thief has royally ripped them a new one by taking them for £400K per week.
He's bang on target to let in 60 plus goals this season..!

7. The clubs owners giving the impression they don't give 2 fcuks and continue to bleed them dry..!

8. The halcyon days of Champions League qualification and actually competing are long gone, now having to drag their sorry arses around the backwaters of Eastern Europe hoping not to get gubbed by a team of goat hearders and sheep shearers..!

9. Offering their 35 year old experienced diver a contract extension to keep him at the swamp for another season..!

10. Bernardo has scored more goals in 2 visits to the swamp than Beans Beans Beans has in 2 years.
BBB is a regular starter for the rags..!

11. Fred, McGuire, James, Wan Basakka, Matic and Lindelof cost in the region of £300 million pounds, are are all regular first teamers and are all,.. er.. well... er.. Crap!

Other first teamers include said 60 goal a season Doughnut Thief, The Face, Fatty Shaw, The Birdshit Eater, The Dabber (oh my sides haha!), McTommminnimmy, Beans x3, Greenwood, Whan Matter and Piranha..

What a cluster of fcuks that lot are..!

I just want to say, the last 8 years or so have been absolutely wonderful..!

Our rise has been superlative whereby their fall into the inky abbiss has been truly mesmerising to behold..!

They are a busted flush, fcuked, yesterday's news, stick a fork in them 'cos they're done.. any of the above describes them to a tee as far as I am concerned..!

Glory Glory M** U*****!



Haha fuckin' Ha!

Where is that fast show jazz guy gif? Or in other words... nice

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

I noticed that this will be my 1000th post on here..

Bit special for me, so which thread to post it in?

The Dipper thread?..

The VAR thread?..

SOO thread?..

No, its the Rags thread for me..!

Just a few things I want to get off my chest before bed..!

1. Appointed a guy so far out of his depth, Greenpeace have had to launch Boaty McBoatface into the Mariana Trench to try and rescue him..!

2. Their most expensive signing is that desperate not to play for them he's had his leg sawn off and re-stitched back on so is out until the summer transfer window..!

3. Biggest club in the widest world but cannot sell out a cup semi final against their local rivals..!

4. Ex manager and players perched in the stand like the vulture scene from Dumbo, picking over the dying rags carcass..!

5. Players and managers, long moved on by the club, still on the payroll to the tune of several million pounds per week..!

6. Since the Dabber has obviously called it a day, their only other so called World star, the doughnut thief has royally ripped them a new one by taking them for £400K per week.
He's bang on target to let in 60 plus goals this season..!

7. The clubs owners giving the impression they don't give 2 fcuks and continue to bleed them dry..!

8. The halcyon days of Champions League qualification and actually competing are long gone, now having to drag their sorry arses around the backwaters of Eastern Europe hoping not to get gubbed by a team of goat hearders and sheep shearers..!

9. Offering their 35 year old experienced diver a contract extension to keep him at the swamp for another season..!

10. Bernardo has scored more goals in 2 visits to the swamp than Beans Beans Beans has in 2 years.
BBB is a regular starter for the rags..!

11. Fred, McGuire, James, Wan Basakka, Matic and Lindelof cost in the region of £300 million pounds, are are all regular first teamers and are all,.. er.. well... er.. Crap!

Other first teamers include said 60 goal a season Doughnut Thief, The Face, Fatty Shaw, The Birdshit Eater, The Dabber (oh my sides haha!), McTommminnimmy, Beans x3, Greenwood, Whan Matter and Piranha..

What a cluster of fcuks that lot are..!

I just want to say, the last 8 years or so have been absolutely wonderful..!

Our rise has been superlative whereby their fall into the inky abbiss has been truly mesmerising to behold..!

They are a busted flush, fcuked, yesterday's news, stick a fork in them 'cos they're done.. any of the above describes them to a tee as far as I am concerned..!

Glory Glory M** U*****!



Haha fuckin' Ha!

Logged in while asleep to give this a like.

 

[Blue Mist]

The GPC has a parking spot at the club and he has his own office. I cannot see Mourinho allowing that, he would not tolerate him hanging round interfering so I assume that after he left, The GPC re-installed himself within the club. This farce just gets better and better and I hope my jelly and the ice cream don't get used for years because I want that arrogant bastard watching us reign supreme whilst his lot wither and die.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

How many other clubs in the world would still have a parking space and an office for a manager who left the club 7 years ago?

 

[Silvercloud]

I noticed that this will be my 1000th post on here..

Bit special for me, so which thread to post it in?

The Dipper thread?..

The VAR thread?..

SOO thread?..

No, its the Rags thread for me..!

Just a few things I want to get off my chest before bed..!

1. Appointed a guy so far out of his depth, Greenpeace have had to launch Boaty McBoatface into the Mariana Trench to try and rescue him..!

2. Their most expensive signing is that desperate not to play for them he's had his leg sawn off and re-stitched back on so is out until the summer transfer window..!

3. Biggest club in the widest world but cannot sell out a cup semi final against their local rivals..!

4. Ex manager and players perched in the stand like the vulture scene from Dumbo, picking over the dying rags carcass..!

5. Players and managers, long moved on by the club, still on the payroll to the tune of several million pounds per week..!

6. Since the Dabber has obviously called it a day, their only other so called World star, the doughnut thief has royally ripped them a new one by taking them for £400K per week.
He's bang on target to let in 60 plus goals this season..!

7. The clubs owners giving the impression they don't give 2 fcuks and continue to bleed them dry..!

8. The halcyon days of Champions League qualification and actually competing are long gone, now having to drag their sorry arses around the backwaters of Eastern Europe hoping not to get gubbed by a team of goat hearders and sheep shearers..!

9. Offering their 35 year old experienced diver a contract extension to keep him at the swamp for another season..!

10. Bernardo has scored more goals in 2 visits to the swamp than Beans Beans Beans has in 2 years.
BBB is a regular starter for the rags..!

11. Fred, McGuire, James, Wan Basakka, Matic and Lindelof cost in the region of £300 million pounds, are are all regular first teamers and are all,.. er.. well... er.. Crap!

Other first teamers include said 60 goal a season Doughnut Thief, The Face, Fatty Shaw, The Birdshit Eater, The Dabber (oh my sides haha!), McTommminnimmy, Beans x3, Greenwood, Whan Matter and Piranha..

What a cluster of fcuks that lot are..!

I just want to say, the last 8 years or so have been absolutely wonderful..!

Our rise has been superlative whereby their fall into the inky abbiss has been truly mesmerising to behold..!

They are a busted flush, fcuked, yesterday's news, stick a fork in them 'cos they're done.. any of the above describes them to a tee as far as I am concerned..!

Glory Glory M** U*****!



Haha fuckin' Ha!

Great post

 

[manclad]

I noticed that this will be my 1000th post on here..

Bit special for me, so which thread to post it in?

The Dipper thread?..

The VAR thread?..

SOO thread?..

No, its the Rags thread for me..!

Just a few things I want to get off my chest before bed..!

1. Appointed a guy so far out of his depth, Greenpeace have had to launch Boaty McBoatface into the Mariana Trench to try and rescue him..!

2. Their most expensive signing is that desperate not to play for them he's had his leg sawn off and re-stitched back on so is out until the summer transfer window..!

3. Biggest club in the widest world but cannot sell out a cup semi final against their local rivals..!

4. Ex manager and players perched in the stand like the vulture scene from Dumbo, picking over the dying rags carcass..!

5. Players and managers, long moved on by the club, still on the payroll to the tune of several million pounds per week..!

6. Since the Dabber has obviously called it a day, their only other so called World star, the doughnut thief has royally ripped them a new one by taking them for £400K per week.
He's bang on target to let in 60 plus goals this season..!

7. The clubs owners giving the impression they don't give 2 fcuks and continue to bleed them dry..!

8. The halcyon days of Champions League qualification and actually competing are long gone, now having to drag their sorry arses around the backwaters of Eastern Europe hoping not to get gubbed by a team of goat hearders and sheep shearers..!

9. Offering their 35 year old experienced diver a contract extension to keep him at the swamp for another season..!

10. Bernardo has scored more goals in 2 visits to the swamp than Beans Beans Beans has in 2 years.
BBB is a regular starter for the rags..!

11. Fred, McGuire, James, Wan Basakka, Matic and Lindelof cost in the region of £300 million pounds, are are all regular first teamers and are all,.. er.. well... er.. Crap!

Other first teamers include said 60 goal a season Doughnut Thief, The Face, Fatty Shaw, The Birdshit Eater, The Dabber (oh my sides haha!), McTommminnimmy, Beans x3, Greenwood, Whan Matter and Piranha..

What a cluster of fcuks that lot are..!

I just want to say, the last 8 years or so have been absolutely wonderful..!

Our rise has been superlative whereby their fall into the inky abbiss has been truly mesmerising to behold..!

They are a busted flush, fcuked, yesterday's news, stick a fork in them 'cos they're done.. any of the above describes them to a tee as far as I am concerned..!

Glory Glory M** U*****!



Haha fuckin' Ha!

Who the fuck are Man United???????

 

[foggy1974]

How many other clubs in the world would still have a parking space and an office for a manager who left the club 7 years ago?

You're confused, it's not a office, it's an off licence

 

[LeeJay]

How many other clubs in the world would still have a parking space and an office for a manager who left the club 7 years ago?

Ole wont even park in 'the gaffers' spot - which shows you how sycophantic the club is about the old fossil.

i imagine that bacon face's influence in the club never sat well with Maureen - and that influence is part of the reason the club is dying.

When you have fans decrying the club and it's management / ownership week in and week out, happy that they 'only' lost 1:3 when it could have been six or seven, Ole and Woodward should be falling on their swords. But they won't, because Utd have become a cash cow - not only for the likes of Sanchez and Pogba who are basically steeling money from the club and its fans, but also its a cash-cow for has-beens like bacon face and Ole who must be sniggering all the way back to the bank.

No wonder the fans are abandoning the club and slagging it off from the terraces.