United thread 2019/20

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There football is embarrassing
There Songs are embarrassing
There club is embarrassing

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I had a brilliant day at work today.
I decided to call on all my accounts with glory hunting ‘ManU’ supporters working there.... what fun.
Most of the pricks ,usually with Irish , Cockney or Yorkshire accents couldn’t point out Manchester on a map of the North West never mind England.
They are struggling to cope.
 
No word of a lie, I have just spoken to a Rag who went last night. He left after 60-65 minutes. He wasn't sure when it was but it 'was after the second goal'. Apparently the tram stop was rammed. He is fuming he spent £46 to 'watch that shower of shit'. He thought at 1-0 they had a chance og getting two back (talk about deluded) but the second goal did him.

The funny thing is I didn't need to stick the knife in, he did it all himself, anything I could have said, he said for me. I will give it an hour and rung him back :-)
 
Only 4 points ahead of 14th in the table - best player does not want to be there and second best player is out for 3 months. Tough fixtures ahead. I can honestly see them finishing in the bottom half of the table.

Biggest issue they have for me is the fact that the ground is archaic and a totally depressing experience.
 
Only 4 points ahead of 14th in the table - best player does not want to be there and second best player is out for 3 months. Tough fixtures ahead. I can honestly see them finishing in the bottom half of the table.

Biggest issue they have for me is the fact that the ground is archaic and a totally depressing experience.

It’s like 1989 again, a 5-1 next week would be nice.
 
I have just been told by a ‘can’t get a ticket armchair rag’ :
“We didn’t really lose last night they got a stuffy goal and a worldie we dominated them for the rest of the game!”
Now I was at the Manchester Beer Festival all day yesterday and was watching the match three sheets to the wind, but, even I know that’s utter shite!
Mind you he also reckons that wank biscuit had Sterling in his pocket in the first leg! I am off to talk to the photocopier I might get more sense! I am speechless!
 
Only 4 points ahead of 14th in the table - best player does not want to be there and second best player is out for 3 months. Tough fixtures ahead. I can honestly see them finishing in the bottom half of the table.

Biggest issue they have for me is the fact that the ground is archaic and a totally depressing experience.
Bloke I know went to their 'Corporate' area, said it was like going into the Golden Garter in 1974.
 
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