United thread 2019/20

[crazyg]

Chicken in a basket ?

RATatouille.

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

They are currently 5th place on 34 points ..... in season

12/13 they'd be 8th
13/14 they'd be 9th
14 / 15 they'd be 8th
15 / 16 they'd be 7th
16 / 17 they'd be 8th
17 / 18 they'd be 7th
18 / 19 they'd be 7th

Mid table mediocrity here they come

 

[Ancient Citizen]

We can't feel sorry for ourselves. When you are at Man Utd you are privileged because you are playing for the best club in the world.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Payback's a woman, eh!

It will soon be four managers and two caretakers since that twat retired in 2013.

They will never dominate again, it in my lifetime.

I had to endure and wait forty years to see it, but it's coming back to me in spades now.

United are an irrelevance. They are the crippled dog that is being kept alive out of familiarty and pity.

Let it linger, as The Cranberries put it!

The Cranberries also sang about the later stage - Zombie.

 

[1.618034]

RATatouille.

Rag puddings.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

They could kill two birds with one stone and end both their striker and managerial crises in one go.

Wayne Rooney player manager.

#SaveOurShrek

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

WARNING: GRAMMAR POLICE PATROLLING THIS AREA!!

What's grammar done now? Didn't she get an invite to the City party at Mere Golf, Country and Party Club

 

[xgorton]

RATatouille.

Followed by a glass of Blue Nun.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Chicken in a basket ?

Aye, standard fare in the Garter in them days

 

[HelloCity]